Being a captain and giving a long passionate kiss to a beautiful woman, then after having her stare endlessly into you eyes, you give her a one hit K.O!

Also known as "To Captain Kirk" someone.

Just being so awesome that you punch a girl in the face after a great kiss and she actually still likes you!

That Alien chick just got Kirk'd by Captain Kirk!

Did anyone see when the Caveman Kirk'd that Sexy Pirate Chick?

Kirk'd by KolarBear! October 8, 2009

Kirk'd

getting Kirk'd is to get slimed by getting shot above the sternum, usually in the neck or chin.

"yo did you see how they blew a cap in gang? they straight Kirk'd that cracker"

Kirk'd by 17InchesOfBigfoot September 13, 2025

Kirk'd

Related to the word Murked but more funny as it is related to the neck shot received by Charlie Kirk. Word made up by Nebre Nation

Yo, Charlie just got Kirk'd last night.

Kirk'd by Salamigos September 18, 2025

Kirk'd

Getting killed for something you say, not including threats of violence

Better watch what you say or you'll get Kirk'd

Kirk'd by huhwhatwhenwhere October 16, 2025

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026