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Being a captain and giving a long passionate kiss to a beautiful woman, then after having her stare endlessly into you eyes, you give her a one hit K.O!

Also known as "To Captain Kirk" someone.

Just being so awesome that you punch a girl in the face after a great kiss and she actually still likes you!
That Alien chick just got Kirk'd by Captain Kirk!

Did anyone see when the Caveman Kirk'd that Sexy Pirate Chick?
Kirk'd by KolarBear! October 8, 2009
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getting Kirk'd is to get slimed by getting shot above the sternum, usually in the neck or chin.
"yo did you see how they blew a cap in gang? they straight Kirk'd that cracker"
Kirk'd by 17InchesOfBigfoot September 13, 2025
Related to the word Murked but more funny as it is related to the neck shot received by Charlie Kirk. Word made up by Nebre Nation
Yo, Charlie just got Kirk'd last night.
Kirk'd by Salamigos September 18, 2025
Getting killed for something you say, not including threats of violence
Better watch what you say or you'll get Kirk'd
Kirk'd by huhwhatwhenwhere October 16, 2025

Kirk’d 

Getting your shit blown out in front of a crowd
Dang Charlie really got Kirk’d at that rally
Kirk’d by Double01 September 11, 2025

Kirk’d 

Getting your shit blown out in front of a crowd
Dang Charlie really got Kirk’d at that rally
Kirk’d by Double01 September 11, 2025

kirk’d 

When someone gets shot from a distanceusually with a sniper, scope, or long-range weapon, but can apply to any gunshot fired from far away.
“Bro was talking tough until he got kirk’d from across the street.”
I heard JFK got kirk’d.”
kirk’d by Man Like Tomatoes September 12, 2025