Kirbalized 

When you become colonized over the internet and you don't want to leave past the curb of your house.

These fucking nerds are kirbalized and too scared to leave their holmes

Kirbalized by Kirb Geezy July 31, 2021

karmalized 

When karma gets you, this is what you are. Play on "caramelized," which is the exposure of certain sugars to high heat; suggests getting burned. The righting of a cosmic wrong; when karma extracts payment for your being an asshole.

I screwed people over all my life, and now I find myself in a terible predicament. I've been karmalized.

karmalized by Chris Goldrup June 24, 2008

Karmalized 

When an act of karma presently bites you in ass.

Getting mugged after robbing a bank is geting karmalized

Karmalized by J Klay and mr. e October 19, 2013

karmalized 

The instant of having karma set upon your person.

My boss at the store was such a mean and horrible person to me for too many years... I just knew that karma would get back at him someday and today he got fired without notice.....he was karmalized!

karmalized by k9backdoc September 10, 2020

Karmalized 

The status of an individual facing the consequence after getting karma

Guy 1: I've burned you're life savings, and put them into the trash!
Guy 2: Actually, that's you're life savings, and also, YOU JUST GOT KARMALIZED!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: DAMN YOU KARMA!!!!!!!!

Karmalized by Karma will get you! January 27, 2022

Karmalized 

The way of how karma always gets you, after doing something very disrespectful.

Guy 1: Do you want to know who Joe is?
Guy 2: Who's Joe?
Guy 1: JOE MAMA'S SO UNDERAGE AND SKINNY, THAT SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU WHILE SHE WAS NAKED IN PUBLIC, AND DIES, MEANING THAT YOU'RE ADOPTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: 192.26.78.103. And also, I livestreamed you're offensive joke on the internet, so you're so screwed about getting banned on Twitter, because you've been karmalized!
Guy 1: Looks like my day has been a ruining tragedy, and my life is now a comedy, because karma always gets me.

Karmalized by Karma will get you! February 13, 2022