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New Jersey Kingfish 

A used condom found floating in the toilet.
I found a New Jersey Kingfish floating in the toilet at my girlfriends house.
New Jersey Kingfish by Whoopdedo January 8, 2007

KingFish 

Jamaican Word For A Police Officer..KingFish Are Some Ruthless Police Officer That Doesnt Care Bout Rules They'll Do Anything Beat U, Shoot U, Anything.
"Yo My Yute KingFish Dem Correll Di Place, Dash Weh Yuh Strap"
Translation: Yo Da Police Surround the place, Through away your gun"
KingFish by L@NDO @LL OUT June 27, 2009

Kingfisher 

"Not the same as swallow". (JaneAnne's dictionary of onomatopoeic sexual terms - CGA press 2004).

A term used by Glaswegians to indicate that someone performing fellatio did not want to finish off by swallowing his or her partner's semen.
Haw Maw, did ye hear we Jimmy greetin' how Senga would only gie'im a kingfisher? Ungrateful bam.
Kingfisher by The Crimson Fish November 30, 2004

Kingfishers 

Kingfishers are the best class
Yes i am in the kingfishers class
Kingfishers by Dhdud October 22, 2020

Kingfisher 

A person adept at anal fisting to pull out a lost anal bead
That dude is a Kingfisher.
Kingfisher by naaaas December 17, 2020

The Kingfisher 

A sexual position in which the male stands on the female's back and leans over the top of her head to bite her eyebrows. The male then moves his head vigorously back and forth as he holds onto her eyebrows with his teeth. This can be repeated as necessary until an orgasm is induced.

*Note: may also be a male
**The female must absolutely not be the king in this position. Women must always be the fish. An attempt to violate this will result in immediate castration.
"Mmmmm baby you ARE the king fisher!"

"Dude I saw my mom and dad doing this weird thing last night!..."

next morning..."uhhh what a night...wow, my eyebrows hurt....wait..FUCK! ALDIN! I TOLD YOU NOT TO KING ME WHILE IM DRUNK!!!!""Sorry baby, I couldn't resist the urge. Your eyebrows are just so..so tempting..and delectable..and i just wanna..i wanna..uuhhh god again!"

If you're looking to spice up your sex life in alternative, progressive, and green ways then the kingfisher is for you. Also, if you're having trouble pleasing your woman because you have needle dick syndrome, chode syndrome, have a small penis, or just suck at being a dude, then this is a cheap way to show your girl you know how to satisfy her.

Happy Fishin!
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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