Definitions by Whoopdedo

Turd Wrangler 

A person who unclogs toilets and sewer lines.

We had to call the Turd Wrangler when the toilet clogged.

Turd Wrangler by Whoopdedo January 8, 2007

New Jersey Kingfish 

A used condom found floating in the toilet.

I found a New Jersey Kingfish floating in the toilet at my girlfriends house.

New Jersey Kingfish by Whoopdedo January 8, 2007