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King fish 

A species of white fish in the ocean that black people are deathly scared of and one of the main reasons they don't go into the ocean.
Son: Dad, I need to go pee and the bathroom is to far away.
Dad: Then go pee in the ocean.
Son: Man, I don't want to go in the ocean. They got King fish and barracuda in the water
King fish by V of R August 17, 2011
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King Fish 

Person #1: Kingfish is kil
Person #2: no
King fish is kil ;( ;( ;( ;( ;(
King Fish by idiotnumero1 June 1, 2021

King Fisher 

...is the most popular beer in India. It's also brewed there. Most foreign people tend to hate it, and wouldn't even use it to wash their butts.
Ranjit: Do you want to try some Indian beer? It's called King Fisher.
Hans: Yes sure.

Hans takes a sip, and spits it all out.
Hans: This is absolutely scheiße! German beer ftw.
Ranjit: madar chod
King Fisher by meisterphiz October 7, 2011

king fisher bird 

bird which lays its eggs in the sea and in turn tortoises bite their wings off underwater and the hatchlings become tortoises also
Man, that king fisher bird has great tits.
king fisher bird by JiiM November 5, 2003

New Jersey Kingfish 

A used condom found floating in the toilet.
I found a New Jersey Kingfish floating in the toilet at my girlfriends house.
New Jersey Kingfish by Whoopdedo January 8, 2007

KingFish 

Jamaican Word For A Police Officer..KingFish Are Some Ruthless Police Officer That Doesnt Care Bout Rules They'll Do Anything Beat U, Shoot U, Anything.
"Yo My Yute KingFish Dem Correll Di Place, Dash Weh Yuh Strap"
Translation: Yo Da Police Surround the place, Through away your gun"
KingFish by L@NDO @LL OUT June 27, 2009

kingfish37 

That kingfish37 over there is harmless
kingfish37 by HandsOffMyDick July 27, 2018
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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