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kindly revert 

Indian English for "please reply". Recurring nightmare of sysadmins and ITs dealing with Indians. Usually combined with other indianisms such as do the needful, causing a violent urge to facepalm among native English speakers. May also cause workflow disruption when the topic is about a commit.
Customer: "Dear Mr. Phelps, I have a doubt about the updation. Kindly revert."
kindly revert by HomuSaya November 25, 2017
A joint perfectly rolled into the shape of a candle, hence the slang term "Kinday." This is referred to as such so that most people in public won't understand what the fuck you're talking about and to keep the snakes/jakes in the dark. Term first coined in 2011 by E.M.W. around the DC area.
"What up?"

"Man, fuck today. I just got fired."

"Shit, how bout you come thru smoke a Kinday and relax. Not like you got shit to do anymore,".

"Bet! I'll meet you at The Bakery."
Kinday by KindayMan'11 July 28, 2019
A synonym for "please", used almost exclusively by Craigslist scammers.
Kindly get back to me about the shipment of the item and then I will pay you.
kindly by Kgor93 January 15, 2016

would you kindly

mind control word from teh popular game Bioshock.
if you havent played bioshock, its basically a phrase
"Atlas" or fontaine says that makes the main player
do what he asks, disguised as a way of saying please.

would you kindly 1up this?
after the first 15 times of atlas saying would you kindly
i knew there was something more behind that phrase.

*later in the game*

SON OF A BITCH FONTAINE!!!!
would you kindly by BE_PREPARED! October 5, 2007
Kindalike is a unsure way of saying something to someone without fully understanding what's going on with them!
Kevin comes to work in a clown suit and john his coworker dose not understand why so he say's in a unsure way your kindalike crazy!
Kindalike by Joecrash396 June 17, 2018

kindly fuck off

More mean than "shut up" and a few tones lower than a straight up "fuck off". Used when someone has been being a bitch all week.
"Dude, she had been frying so much it got on my nerves. I told her to kindly fuck off."
kindly fuck off by wiggawack December 18, 2015