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Kimnap

When your ex uses some type of emergency like COVID-19 to keep you from scheduled visitation with your children. The police won't enforce the court order and the courts are slow to deal with your situation. You children are "Kimnapped".
I hope we don't have another outbreak of the Coronavirus because my ex will likely kimnap the kids again
by BLUESBUTNOCLUES May 7, 2020
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Diarrhea Kidnapping

A controversial type of kidnapping, originated from Cuba in the 1960s when the non-human entities have later kidnapped humans. They have been spreading fast between 1970-1989 or late 2006-mid 2019. It has discovered by the US Government.
DanTDM, PewDiePie, Justin Bieber, and many notable public figure have been suffered diarrhea kidnapping by object show characters or countryballs.
by yugoslaviamaster65 April 22, 2020
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kimbap kidding

by Mochimchi October 31, 2017
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Kidnapping

The greasy man was kidnapping a child
by Reeeeeeeeeeesix4 March 10, 2020
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Cocktail Kidnapped

When you take a walk down the street, pass a friendly neighbor's house, get invited to have a beverage with them, you accept and 90 minutes later, you realize nothing got done but you have a smile on your face.
Sorry I'm late, I went for a walk and got Cocktail Kidnapped at Gary and Viv's along the way.
by Smabuda July 29, 2014
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kidnap

a game that requires 8 people and 2 cars. each team has a driver and a navigator as well as 2 people that get dropped off. you start the game with the driver and navigator taking 2 kids from the other team, blindfolding them and dropping them off at an unknown location (set parameters such as drive for 10 min, no highway) and then the other team has to find them and then the teams race back to a certain destination
How was that game of kidnap last night?
It was insane! It took us 30 minutes to locate everyone!
by Maddddddddddddddddie September 1, 2013
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kimsnap

Some random girl on snapchat who no one knows and sends nudes
Kimsnap
by Vlf November 28, 2013
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