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Some place describing how dangerous where you live in.
I live in a real kiltown
Kiltown by Coolestboi January 13, 2019
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When a person makes plans, and breaks them, again and again and again... When a person makes their own bush league rules at their golf outing, to better their chances of winning. Finding out that a person made plans to do something and never even planned on showing up.
Hey Chris, what time is Jeremy supposed to be here? Oh wait, he isn't coming.. We just got KilbOWNED!

So the tiebreaker for this outing is the amount of birdies you got throughout the round? Not by going back to the toughest handicap hole and seeing who had the best score? Damn, we just got KilbOWNED
KilbOWNED by Spartans 2482 July 29, 2009
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Kilton Toss 

A Scottish bowling technique used in the sport of cricket.
Users of this technique are frowned upon as it was deemed an “illegal throw” in professional cricket as of March 2017. (Law. 213)

This was due to an exceeding rate of fatalities in the sport.

The action consists of an unusual twisting and double shoulder rotation whilst rolling 3 fingers across the “bald spot” of the cricket ball. Players with short/stumpy/chubby fingers and hands are at great advantage of performing the kilton toss to the highest ability”

A Scottish cricketer made famous for the toss - John Blain, credits his overweight grandmother for the technique.
“Fucking hell Dave , you almost took my head off with that ripper of a kilton toss!”

Commentator: “Here comes John Blain again, sprinting in , Oh Wow! He’s absolutely blown the stumps with one of the best kilton tosses I’ve ever witnessed! Scotland claim another wicket.”
Kilton Toss by Big lady fish girl October 31, 2022

Killtown 

Another name for Killeen Texas made famous by ghetto rock band Downsiid
We out that Killtown baby!!
Killtown by Immortal254 November 9, 2007

killtown 

The nickname for the fake city of jersey city. It has a murder rate of two times the national average, and they call it this. The cities that are higher in murder rate are Elizabeth (2.5X,) East Orange (4X,)Plainfield (4X,) Trenton (4.5X,) Irvington (7X,) Newark (7.5X,) and Camden (8.25X.)
Jersey City sucks, and it's not killtown.
killtown by khwhat January 20, 2007
Ooo you've got some nice "kiltons"
kiltons by beastybell November 17, 2016
a weird or un-explanatory phrase
What you said last week was so kilton
kilton by JaneMiller87 July 2, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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