Skip to main content

Mr T Killer 

A fat, chubby cheek chipmunk. It usually hibernates along with it's Xbox 360 in the winter. It stores twinkies in it's hot dog rolls on its neck so it has food to eat through the Winter. When it awakens in the Spring it usually breaks into somone's house and rapes their couch and steals all their twinkies because it loves their exquisite taste. He has a demanding taste for the white cream in twinkies and often gets the male's productive organ, the penis, confused with twinkies and he loves their cream the most. In the Summer a Mr T Killer lays on a blacktop basketball court which makes gallons of sweat pour from its body. He then proceeds to harvest the sweat molecules and drink them. In the Fall it likes to take a shit in piles of leaves, so when the children go to jump in the leaves the Mr T Killer gets a chuckle or two.
"Jimmy someone broke in last night and messed up my brand new leather couch." -Timmy

"Oh yeah mine too Timmy. It's all over the news and the call it a Mr T Killer." -Jimmy

"It sounds like a fat ass!" -Timmy

"I agree Timmy, I agree." -Jimmy
Mr T Killer by slayingopher November 4, 2010

Killer Tofu

Used to describe something that is sick gnarly or magical

It is also a song from the cartoon Doug by the band "The Beets"
Dude, that triple kick flip was killer tofu
Killer Tofu by claytonxxl January 19, 2008

hunter-killer team 

Term that describes a set of tactics that involves any small reconnaissance element working in concert with a large fire-superiority element. The reconnaissance element searches out targets while the fire-superiority element lays in wait to be called forward whenever the reconnaissance element locates a target. This minimizes the amount of movement carried out by the larger and more conspicuous fire-superiority element, which would make it vulnerable, since the reconnaissance element can better employ stealth and concealment as it searches out targets for the fire superiority element to destroy. Term may be meaningfully applied to ground, naval or aerial tactical formations.

The true meaning of the term "hunter-killer team" is quickly passing into obscurity as electronics reduce the need for human reconnaissance and make remote reconnaissance more and more commonplace; nowadays the term is mostly self-applied by various military organizations to make its members feel cool and sexy.
A small reconnaissance helicopter and a large gunship helicopter, working together as a hunter-killer team, made short work of the enemy positions.

Grunt #1: "First platoon sucks compared to second platoon. Second platoon is the 'Hunter-Killers.' That's 'cause second platoon's a hunter-killer team."
Grunt #2: "What's a hunter-killer team?"
Grunt #1: "........"

Killer Tomato 

1. A Tomato that kills and eats people
2. A movie monster from the 1978 film "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
Killer Tomatoes ate Herbert Farbage!
Killer Tomato by Yogi-Donnie January 19, 2008

killer track 

That one damn song that you can listen to forever and makes you feel like you could do anything.
''Hey Mikey are you listening to that AC/DC song again?''
''Yeah man, 'Ballbreaker' is definitely my killer track.''
killer track by Ishamael11 July 29, 2017

serial killer trait 

A person's serial killer trait is something people will look back on for explanation in the event that they become a serial killer.
Person 1: Did I ever tell you that I brush my teeth with two hands?
Person 2: Ew, no that's so weird. That's your serial killer trait!
serial killer trait by shawke March 8, 2023