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Killer Cup

It’s a cup where the mix is almost all alcohol and a bit of of juice to give some color.

Example( 200ml of vodka and 50ml of orange juice)
Let’s end the night with a killer cup?
by Heavydrinkerpt October 8, 2022
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Helen Keller cup

The center cup in a standard 10 cup beer pong rack that requires little to no skill or coordination to make. Even Helen Keller could make it in this cup.
Terrible beer pong player: Yeah I made it! First shot of the game, take that!
Opposing team: You hit the Helen Keller cup...big fucking deal.
by tdawss December 24, 2009
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killer cupcakes

Killer Cupcakes

Coated in a fine layer of pink, blue or green, several thousand mighty beasts are on the loose, searching for fresh, juicy meat. Merking in the darkness these terrifying creatures could pounce upon you, or your loved-ones at any time.

The bakery on Pudding Lane, owned by Mrs Julie Atkinson, has brought this burden upon us. Julie is currently being held captive by the creatures whilst her husband, George, is in intensive-care after an attack. Obviously, we have many theories upon how these events came about but we cannot be completely sure until we have questioned the couple.

The creatures seem to be cupcakes injected with some sort of disease which brings them to life. They are extremely intelligent and powerful in large numbers. They were last spotted thirty minutes after an incident creating murderous muffins! If these terrorsum-twosum come together, it may become a worldwide massacre.

Killer Cupcakes have attacked many including: Bruno the dog, Bubbles the goldfish, George Atkinson and many more. The attacks seem to be extremely fatal to animals. Last week a report came in that the cupcakes had attacked Jimbo, Mr Gozlings beloved tiger. They had somehow managed to strap him down, starve him for five weeks, then torment him with themselves as food.

Dr. Jones, who graduated from Cambridge University some twelve years ago gave us this exclusive theory upon the beasts; “It seems quite suspicious that the cupcakes only attack fat people. They seem to strap them down using magic powers and then begin to starve the victim thin whilst tormenting the victim with themselves. After realising this, I began to think, if I was a cupcake why would I want to do this? I tried for weeks and couldn't find the answer. So, I went undercover as a cupcake and found out what was so bad... The cupcakes are obviously mad that they are been guzzled down by fat people! They seem to have taken offence to these sorts of people. In conclusion to my theory I would say if your thin, your safe. If your fat, diet or die!”

When we received Dr. Jones' theory we began to fear for the nations safety. So take this warning, all fat people must diet! Now! Or they are going to get tormented to death, literally. We cannot evacuate all fat people as we do not have enough space. There is nothing we can do to save you. Your choice diet, or die!

Used By Most scene and emo kids these days!! x
by LawRahhhSaurr!! March 15, 2008
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killercop

1) A Citizen who attempts to or arrests a cop for breaking the law, without getting killed.

2) A cop who arrests another cop in violation of the unspoken code called the Thin Blue Line, which encourages police to turn a blind eye towards internal police corruption.

3) The best cop.
1) killercop was the name of an Internet website owned and published in 1997 by Steven Sutcliffe. The name killercop was coined by Sutcliffe in 1997. killercop.com contained Sutcliffe's story about police corruption and numerous other claims of official corruption, misconduct or otherwise illegal activity. The site became notorious of its citation of an early US Supreme Court Case, US vs. John Bad Elk, which stated the acceptability of killing an officer during an attempted arrest when the arresting officer had no legal authority to make the arrest. In conjunction with this legal citation, the website offered a parody reward for individuals who justifiably killed a police officer in the course of an attempted 'illegal' arrest. The site then offered additional legal reference materials to help readers determine what constitutes an 'illegal' arrest.

2) Frank Serpico was a killercop. The New York City detective who, after turning in a large number of "bad" cops and later being shot in the face, often went undercover to expose corruption in the city. The scruffy-looking, long-haired officer used unorthodox means to get results, and reported to Lieutenant Sullivan.

3) Federal Bureau of Investigation director Louis Freeh was often referred to as a top cop, or a killercop.
by William Weatherman July 5, 2007
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KillerCopter

A copter that will murder you,
And also has lots of anxiety
KillerCopter is sleepy
by Kcopter October 14, 2021
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killercum

Killercum is a acidic substance commonly found in old socks under a male teenager's bed.
Killercum was oozing from the sock.
by Cummunist June 13, 2021
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