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Kidnepapped

This word, often spotted in the wilds of AOL chat rooms, refers to a bully being kidnapped in a mall. Its historical importance is unmatched, as it was once wielded like a verbal sword to defend a girl’s friend. This girl, by the way, had a peculiar taste in boys—specifically, those who had a passion for chewing gum. Truly, a tale for the ages!
Person1: "SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDNEPAPPED"
Person2: "ITS KIDNAPPED"
Person1: "OMMMMMMGGGGG"
by Dontsayyourname January 2, 2026
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Cocktail Kidnapped

When you take a walk down the street, pass a friendly neighbor's house, get invited to have a beverage with them, you accept and 90 minutes later, you realize nothing got done but you have a smile on your face.
Sorry I'm late, I went for a walk and got Cocktail Kidnapped at Gary and Viv's along the way.
by Smabuda July 29, 2014
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help, i've been kidnapped

What you say when you've been kidnapped, and it totally ruined your day. Like so bad you can't even be scared, and somehow you reach a telephone ti say this phrase.
Cmon man you just had to come and ruin my day. Guess I'll just call 911. Hello? Yes? Yes, help, i've been kidnapped.
by TheMustardMan47 March 28, 2019
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kidnapped

When a kid is napped. This is unbeknownst to most of the US as it is considered a federal crime and may land one 20 years in prison.

Kidnap is also the name of a movie released in 2017 earning a 38% on Rotten Tomatoes.
My grandson was kidnapped and the police are doing everything they possibly can to help.
by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018
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bed kidnapped

bed kidnapped is when the night before you are in bed and you are listening to music and the morning after you find yourself tied up with your headphones.
dude: dude i woke up this morning and i was bed kidnapped.
guy: woah dude me too.
by ivandominguez February 18, 2011
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Kidneynapped

When someone is kidnapped for their organs
I heard there's a terrible risked of being kidneynapped over there, I wouldn't recommend you travel
by Wingsnz May 14, 2023
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