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Kidmen, a cute and awesome girl that never fails to make you smile whenever you're around her. She's an amazing person. She's one of the rarest kinds of girl to find. Once you get close to her, you'll start falling in love with her.
I wanna date a Kidmen
kidmen by Fl4mE April 16, 2018
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What you call you cat's kittens when you never had your owns kids
My kiddens sleep for two hours after dinner, but then they chase each other all around the house and play fight
kiddens by Guns for Jesus October 21, 2017

Kidcentric

A syndrome wherein a person only talks about what their kids do, say, etc. Such individuals are under the false impression that everyone else cares.
Jeez he is so kidcentric! He just won't shut up about his kids. I feel like I am raising them myself!
Kidcentric by birdog98765 August 6, 2010

Kidmaniac 

A fan of Nicole Kidman. Somebody who sees all of her work and considers her to be one of the greatest actors of all time. Akin to a "Twihard".
John is a kidmaniac, he's seen all of her movies and thinks she should have won at least three Oscars by now.
Kidmaniac by stalepopcornau November 7, 2012

jens kidman 

Vocalist of the djent-death metal band meshuggah. straight out of sweden. don't forget he is also pretty dang hot. The face he makes at concerts is hysterical but once you know him, he is actually sweet.
Meshuggah fan 1- did you see jens?
female meshuggah fan- yes, he is very handsome but brutal at the same time!
Jens kidman- hey ladies! talking about me? fans faint*
jens kidman by DjentMaster666 November 19, 2020

Nicole Kidman 

Dull-as-dishwater Aussie actress with massively overrated looks, no emotional range, and a conspicuous lack of charisma. Despite these shortcomings and a string of abysmal films (see Bewitched, Moulin Rouge), the Australian public have long been infatuated with her.

Kidman's track record with regards to marriage is almost as appalling as her filmography. Seemingly incapable of learning from her Tom Cruise experience, she has hooked up with yet another closet homo in the form of ear-torturing country singer Keith Urban.
WELCOME TO PERFECT MATCH STARRING NICOLE KIDMAN!!

HOST: Nicole, you may now choose between:

Contestant A: A homosexual scientologist nutcase midget.
OR
Contestant B: An alcoholic homosexual country-western singing midget.
Nicole Kidman by triggaz April 14, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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