Kidders

Another word for kids. Can be used to describe those who are actual kids and those who are not.

"Come on kidders!"
"Let's go kidders!"

by imrightok July 22, 2019

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kinderscum

A messy substance produced by small children that can be found on toys, clothing, and whatever else a child manages to get their hands on. No one is entirely sure of the exact composition of kinderscum, but it is widely believed to be a mix of snot, spit, melted candy and partially digested cheerios.

1. The Woman handed the cashier a toy that was covered in kinderscum.

2. "What's that covering your baby's face and clothes?"
"Oh that's just kinderscum."

by DigitalWings January 2, 2009

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kiddens

What you call you cat's kittens when you never had your owns kids

My kiddens sleep for two hours after dinner, but then they chase each other all around the house and play fight

by Guns for Jesus October 21, 2017

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Kidderminster

Concrete block substitute for a town. Makes nice carpets.

Kidderminster carpets. The perfect fit every time!

by the_neognostic October 20, 2008

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kindersmear

a kindersmear is the state of your face when you have applied your make-up and lipstick so poorly due to affects of drunkenness or making out and/or exhaustion that you end up looking like an extra from whatever happened to baby jane the movie.

Looking like your 3 and getting into mommys' make up.
Putting on makeup and looking like a toddler did it, when in fact your on the wrong side of 25. ( and in fact may have worn girl scout dresses in h.s.)

I was so drunk when I kissed that boy named Norman, I forgot I had applied Nars red lizard and ended up with a huge kindersmear on my lips, cheek and chin.

The bar had no mirror in the bathroom, and I was forced to put on my lipstick without any visual help, while my friends let me walk and talk with a kindersmear for over an hour without telling me.

by Cindy Shouts January 3, 2014

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