Khisalani

The most beautiful woman to ever walk on the planet Earth. A living, breathing literal goddess who has a heart of diamond.

No one can match the beauty of Khisalani

Khisalani by Ken10000 April 18, 2026

Khiabani effect 

When you paradoxically refer the current time, usually shortly after 12:00 am to "tomorrow", as it is still night and your mindset for tomorrow is the next morning but conventionally the day has changed, so you end up in a ridiculous, paradoxical statement like "It's tomorrow now"!
Named after Javad Khiabani, an Iranian TV soccer commentator who made the same statement in a match after 12:00 pm.

- When is the match?!
- Tomorrow morning
- You mean on Thursday?!
- Oh! No sorry! Wednesday! It's 1:00 am and already tomorrow now! That was a ridiculous Khiabani Effect!

Khiabani effect by Mazsch January 3, 2020

kialani 

They have a banging body, and they have some weird habits, but they will give you the best sex ever

That girl looks like a Kialani

kialani by Bish_whet2332 May 17, 2016

Khalani

The Protoss language in Starcraft 2

zerashk guilda - khalani spoken by dark templar

Khalani by Raszagal January 18, 2011

Khishani

Amazing

"Thats so Khishani!! wow!"

Khishani by Okeh bebe October 21, 2017

keishlaniz

a weird ass bitch whos fake asf

jenna: yo keishlaniz was talkin shit about me i thought that hoe was my bsf
kaila: told you shes fake

keishlaniz by thefunniestpersonyoullevermeet January 29, 2023

Khalani

1. A girl, quirky, artisitc. An extremely rare person, and an absolute prize to find. Totally and delightfully weird. Origin unknown. Can be boy or girl name.

2. A language in Starcraft.

3. A troupe of exotic dancers in Hawaii.

1. Did you see what she was wearing? That's definitely Khalani!

2. What was that mind junk? Must've been khalani.

3. I had second thoughts about taking my husband to see the khalani dancers...especially since he kept wiggling in his seat.

Khalani by Michael Frost November 3, 2010