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Khiabani effect
When you paradoxically refer the current time, usually shortly after 12:00 am to "tomorrow", as it is still night and your mindset for tomorrow is the next morning but conventionally the day has changed, so you end up in a ridiculous, paradoxical statement like "It's tomorrow now"!
Named after Javad Khiabani, an Iranian TV soccer commentator who made the same statement in a match after 12:00 pm.
Named after Javad Khiabani, an Iranian TV soccer commentator who made the same statement in a match after 12:00 pm.
- When is the match?!
- Tomorrow morning
- You mean on Thursday?!
- Oh! No sorry! Wednesday! It's 1:00 am and already tomorrow now! That was a ridiculous Khiabani Effect!
- Tomorrow morning
- You mean on Thursday?!
- Oh! No sorry! Wednesday! It's 1:00 am and already tomorrow now! That was a ridiculous Khiabani Effect!
Khiabani effect by Mazsch January 3, 2020
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Khalani
1. A girl, quirky, artisitc. An extremely rare person, and an absolute prize to find. Totally and delightfully weird. Origin unknown. Can be boy or girl name.
2. A language in Starcraft.
3. A troupe of exotic dancers in Hawaii.
2. A language in Starcraft.
3. A troupe of exotic dancers in Hawaii.
1. Did you see what she was wearing? That's definitely Khalani!
2. What was that mind junk? Must've been khalani.
3. I had second thoughts about taking my husband to see the khalani dancers...especially since he kept wiggling in his seat.
2. What was that mind junk? Must've been khalani.
3. I had second thoughts about taking my husband to see the khalani dancers...especially since he kept wiggling in his seat.
Khalani by Michael Frost November 3, 2010
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