Khiabani effect

When you paradoxically refer the current time, usually shortly after 12:00 am to "tomorrow", as it is still night and your mindset for tomorrow is the next morning but conventionally the day has changed, so you end up in a ridiculous, paradoxical statement like "It's tomorrow now"!
Named after Javad Khiabani, an Iranian TV soccer commentator who made the same statement in a match after 12:00 pm.

- When is the match?!
- Tomorrow morning
- You mean on Thursday?!
- Oh! No sorry! Wednesday! It's 1:00 am and already tomorrow now! That was a ridiculous Khiabani Effect!

Khiabani effect by Mazsch January 3, 2020

Keiasha

A hard working go getter family first type of person. She comes off mean but really would give you the shirt off her back but don't get her wrong she will and can snap at any giving moment. A person to never mess up with she allows one time and one time only that's when your cut completely off! Loveable, funny, life of the party Keiasha is definitely the friend to have!

Keiasha Loves to relax and kick it when she has time! Keiasha is also a home body

Keiasha by sonjaNicole November 11, 2013

Khea

Khea is a great person inside and out and an achiever of many pursuits. She is people smart hence her number of group of friends. She is particularly dumbed by love because of her hopeless-romanticness. She tends to be possessive in relationships but loves unconditionally. A Khea is someone you'll enjoy company with.

I want to be a Khea.

Can life be okay without a Khea?

Khea by Ikkiko June 7, 2021

Khia

adjective

1) A drag used when somebody goes above and beyond over something minuscule or irrelevant.

2) Someone who nobody knows or cares for.

person 1: remy ma becomes first female rapper with the initials “R.M.” to surpass 22 THOUSAND streams on SoundCloud.

person 2: KHIA achievement

Khia by tayrianaslut September 18, 2022

keiaira

A beautiful girl who has lots of friends,and is fun to be with and will make u smile if your sad or mad but, she has a bad side in her.

Boy 1:Who is that girl she's beautiful what's her name?

Boy 2:oh that keiaira she's the funnest person to be with.

keiaira by Keke💯💯😂😂 March 14, 2017

keiana

A beautiful, kind, sweet, and caring girl. She believes she can accomplish anything. Determined, and strong-willed. She is also a hopeless romantic, and will go out of her way just to find love. She is popular because of her beauty and personality. She is energetic when she wants to be. She is shy when she is alone, but with friends she is a social butterfly. She gets a lot of attention from boys. She is very modest, when it comes to being complimented.

"Hey Keiana how's it going?"

keiana by Misslmao0 December 16, 2016

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

Kheia