The Karenavirus is a viral infection that spreads 8.6 times easier than the flu.
Symptoms include:
Obsessive need to speak the manager, fiendish use of coupons, frequent bogo related tendencies, dying hair from
blonde to red, dying hair from red back to blonde again, and in extreme cases an uncontrollable verbal support for the MAGA community
The Karenavirus was a hoax created by the government to keep Karen’s from having 6 classes.
Karena is a friendly and kind girl. She will always try to help others out. She is beautiful in many ways and plenty smart. Karena can also sometimes be bossy, but when she is she is thinking of ways to make people happy. She loves to read books talk to her friends. Karena participates in many opportunities to help and work with others, like varieties of sports. Overall she is a sweet and loving girl that anyone can be around, just sometimes not in the morning.
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Kindest girl out there, Karena found! She is pretty and smart.
She's a girl that you'll never forget. Her smile melts you. She's a bit crazy at times but totally worth it. Her body is fire. She has the kind of soul you just need to have in your life. You always question and over think her intentions and that will never change. Her ass will mystify you. She can kick anyone's ass. She's indecisive for all the right reasons. If you have her you shouldn't let her go. You'll regret it for the rest of your life.
The sweetest girl in the world. So loving and cute. Very happy girl, full of enthusiasm andpositivity. An extremely supportive friend and very easy to talk to. She is so strong and athletic.
The Karenavirus is a virus discovered in 2020 and is spreading all over the world. It can infect those that are not named Karen and there is no vaccine or cure for it.
Symptoms include but not limited to:
The ease of being triggered, starts a losing fight with others, desire to complain and speak to a manager, having a bob hairstyle with original or dyed blonde hair, throws out racial slurs in a losing argument, and outyells others in an attempt to gain alpha dominance.
A female showed obvious signs of karenavirus when she complained to the construction manager about women being excluded on a “men at work” sign in a construction zone.
A very loving person, who isn't afraid to say anything about her best friends. Speaking about friends, she is really popular. She is super hillarious! And attracts boy. She is really cool to hang out with. She also is really sporty. And lets not forget she has the dirtiest mind. Kharens also love tall boys.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.