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Karenavirus

The Karenavirus is a viral infection that spreads 8.6 times easier than the flu.

Symptoms include:

Obsessive need to speak the manager, fiendish use of coupons, frequent bogo related tendencies, dying hair from
blonde to red, dying hair from red back to blonde again, and in extreme cases an uncontrollable verbal support for the MAGA community
The Karenavirus was a hoax created by the government to keep Karen’s from having 6 classes.
Karenavirus by dino mattz March 29, 2020

karma karnage 

When you build up bad karma and then it all comes back on you in one day with a series of unfortunate events.
Jimmy ripped off too many people and now he is experiencing total Karma Karnage.
karma karnage by Vapor S. Thompson November 24, 2013

Karenavirus

The Karenavirus is a virus discovered in 2020 and is spreading all over the world. It can infect those that are not named Karen and there is no vaccine or cure for it.

Symptoms include but not limited to:

The ease of being triggered, starts a losing fight with others, desire to complain and speak to a manager, having a bob hairstyle with original or dyed blonde hair, throws out racial slurs in a losing argument, and outyells others in an attempt to gain alpha dominance.
A female showed obvious signs of karenavirus when she complained to the construction manager about women being excluded on a “men at work” sign in a construction zone.
Karenavirus by VAG916 July 16, 2020

Lord Karnage 

Lord Karnage is an omnipotent ayatollah of Get-The-F&#k-Outta-My-Way whose awesomeness rivals Chuck Norris but his popularity is much, much, much less.
Just the fact that you had to look up Lord Karnage warrants your doom. Because you're reading this, you will be force-fed to his army of robotic alligators named Charlie I-VII. After that, your remains, if any, would be electrocuted by his robotic eels and then vaporized.
Lord Karnage by RexFreeman February 26, 2011
A girl who is often overlooked but is incredibly talented. She is athletic, funny, beautiful, and is a great friend.
You need to befriend a Kreager.
Kreager by skdjfskdidf November 14, 2011
One kickass motherfucker. Pwns you at any game. Likes to idle in #rgrdgr on IRC.GameSurge.Net
Dude, Karnage is owning me at AHL. Wait, he owns me at everything! D: D: I'm gonna go cyber on AIM or something..
Karnage by Karnage June 23, 2004