Lord Karnage is an omnipotent ayatollah of
Get-The-F&#k-Outta-My-Way whose
awesomeness rivals Chuck
Norris but his popularity is much, much, much less.
Just the fact that you had to look up Lord Karnage warrants your doom. Because you'
re reading this, you will be
force-fed to his
army of robotic alligators named Charlie I-VII. After that, your remains, if any, would be electrocuted by his robotic eels and then vaporized.