Lord Karnage is an omnipotent ayatollah of Get-The-F&#k-Outta-My-
Way whose
awesomeness rivals
Chuck Norris but his popularity is much, much, much less.
Just the fact that you had to look up Lord Karnage warrants your doom. Because you're reading this, you
will be force-fed to his
army of robotic alligators named
Charlie I-VII. After that, your remains, if any, would be electrocuted by his robotic eels and then vaporized.