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An overly sized twaffle (twat waffle) who feasts on major ass. A lol peep liking greasy bag of bones.
You Khandun!

why are you such a Khandun.

That was a really Khandun thing to do.
Khandun by Gothboiclique April 23, 2018
Words you can keep

khandan destroyer 

The World's biggest Lowkey Penis. It is the destroyer of families and families to come, it has been used only once to a woman of Unknown identity; to this day that woman is all that is left of her family lineage. The Owner of the Khandan Destroyer is classified, however the person is known to live in the UK, Manchester. Many people have claimed to be the owner of the Khandan Destroyer, all lies. The real owner remains unknown. So if someone says they are the Khandan Destroyer and they prove to be true...give that man a medal.
I gave her the Khandan Destroyer !

Genghis Khanduct 

A manner of behavior which is particularly barbaric or uncivilized in nature.
Ben pissed outside in the backyard, 25 feet from the inside bathroom. This is the kind of Genghis Khanduct that we've come to expect from him.
Genghis Khanduct by fonzi86 May 4, 2015

khardungla

n. a dressing down, a hysterical verbal flagellation or attack, often delivered to the undeserved. Derived from the fact that Khardungla is famous for being the highest motorable road in the world, but is actually a pretty shitty place to visit.
1:

"Say, aren't those trousers a bit big for you?"

"No, they fit just about right. What are you trying to say, huh? Why don't you come out and say it? Be a man!"

"Relax, baby, don't get all Khardungla on me. Was just a trick of light, I promise."

2:

"Did you just kiss my girl? WANT ME TO SHIV YOU? WANT ME TO GRIST YOUR TICLES? COME AND GET A PIECE OF ME YOU-"

"Hey, don't go all Khardungla on me, man! I was just making nice. All in the family."
khardungla by Alan-a-Dale October 16, 2008
a dude that’s likes to flex weird shit. he acts like a player but he is the one ultimately always getting played. acts very suicidal and depressed, but it’s just a front. he’s too much for anyone.
khandin said he was gonna off himself if i left him.
khandin by whippedhoe October 29, 2018
Intovert person , he is like overthinking but God always with him , he is 12th grade student in UB ,his favourite things are soccer and basketball.
He have a crush named Amina but she thinks that Khandul is your lil bro
Khandul by Haji endeneji November 25, 2021
Someone who ejaculates in peoples eyes
Khaldun by Chayse Matchem] February 5, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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