The building has been designated unfit, and
inappropriate for bogan habitation, due to the demands of Crown
Princess Mary, who in her wisdom has decided, that her status elevation from muscular Boondocks Bogan to nouveau riche, Black Amex wielding usurper, with plans for expropriation of the House(s) of Glucksborg, and designs for an obscene number of bathrooms, will commandeer Amelienborg palace, current residence of
mother-in-law Queen Margrethe, aka. 'Daisy'. This pile on the campus has high ceilings, and gilt on the doors, and an adequate number of water closets, and sanitary fittings to accommodate the Donaldson clan, led by her father Jock Donalson, on their forays, with apparent plans for absoulute conquest of Denmark, which will then be renamed 'Marymark'. A blueprint has been drawn up by Per the Hornet under the auspices of the Prada Princess, to refurbish Kancellihuset as a kennel for Ziggy, Mary's canine friend, the other being Amber Petty, classified as Homo Sapiens.
