The building has been designated unfit, and inappropriate for bogan habitation, due to the demands of
Crown Princess Mary, who in her wisdom has decided, that her status elevation from muscular Boondocks
Bogan to nouveau riche, Black Amex wielding usurper, with plans for expropriation of the House(s) of Glucksborg, and designs for an obscene number of bathrooms, will commandeer Amelienborg palace, current residence of mother-in-law Queen Margrethe, aka. 'Daisy'. This pile on the campus has high ceilings, and gilt on the doors, and an adequate number of water closets, and sanitary fittings to accommodate the
Donaldson clan, led by her father
Jock Donalson, on their forays, with apparent plans for absoulute conquest of
Denmark, which will then be renamed 'Marymark'. A blueprint has been drawn up by
Per the Hornet under the auspices of the Prada Princess, to refurbish Kancellihuset as a kennel for Ziggy, Mary's canine friend, the other being
Amber Petty, classified as Homo Sapiens.
