(verb)
1. To take every day, grab it by the horns, wrestle it down to the ground and make it call you daddy
2. To, on any given day, behave like a khaki-clad military man
3. To never walk away from any situation thinking “If only I had…”
when someone sagging tightens the belt they are wearing to the point where the front of the belt sticks out in front of the crotch, appearing to be a prosthetic penis, which then is reffered to as a khaki dick
"rudy was so skinny, when tightening his belt he formed a khaki dick"
When one is wearing too many similarly khakicolored items of clothing.
Bradley, having to pack his suitcase in a rush, only packed khaki pants, forgetting that his only jacket was also khaki. Once dressed in khaki from head to toe, Bradley became known as Don Khaki.
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.