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A coach who is a munch. Likes to yell at people for fun.
Oh man, he’s such a keysaw.
Keysaw by tÆęœ February 14, 2023
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Keyshawn 

Your loving BFF and will spam you with many texts and doesnt like to be mistreated and ignores people on the phone sometimes because whos knows what. Keyshawn is a caring person who cares more about the other person when actually that person cares about Keyshawn more than he does. EVERYONE loves Key .Too smart for a freshman is king at fortnite. BFF Key will have many interests as you do too. Keyshawn is your true friend.
keyshawn
Keyshawn by enojadiabla June 6, 2018
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Keyshawn 

An awesome guy who can rock your world,yet very shy...He can turn that frown,upside down....He usually is in an orgi of women....He also is very athletic and kicks ass in football...
Hooker: I feel sad...

Keyshawn: Don't worry this oughta make you better...

Hooker: Yay a condom!!!
Keyshawn by busty milf of pornos August 6, 2011
Keyawn is amazing kind person he is honest and loyal to he might not seem like that to most people but to the people he loves the most he would be also he will do anything he can for the people he loves
His girlfriend-can you get me that it to high?
Keyawn- yes

His mom-can you clean the dishes

Keyawn-yes I will
keyawn by Luvmemore November 27, 2021

Keyshawn 

A typical Black male that is lit, have designer clothing, have dry lips, have nappy hair, but he pulls all the ladies.
I wish I was Keyshawn
Keyshawn by Teolover12345 July 10, 2017

keyswordtar 

Strong Bad's fantasy musical instrument, demonstrated on one of his emails on the Homestar Runner website. It is a hybrid of a keyboard, a sword, and a guitar.
Strong Bad thinks he's pretty badass while rocking out on his new keyswordtar.
A female that is Intelligent,caring, hard working, and beautiful inside and out. Often Imitated Never Duplicated .
Keysa stayed motivated despite many challenges she faced.

A classy girl/ woman. Smart. Intelligent. Loves to learn. Loves nature. Organized. Fun.. Beautiful smile. Nice skin tone. Cleans daily. Loves to make people smile and laugh.. Heart of gold. Loves to shop esp. for shoes. Spoiled. Occasionally nags. Has busy days. Loves a hard working man that handles his business. Will put her religion. Sexy in her own unique way.

She is the most loyal person you will ever meet. She is caring and always knows how to put a smile on your face. She is gorgeous, and all the guys try to get with her. She is very committed to her relationships.

She is always dressed nicely and never bad. She smells amazing, and has so many friends. She is the most shy girl you will ever seen, but once you get to know her she is loud and hilarious. She always makes people laugh.

The most beautiful girl I've ever laid eyes on. No words can do justice to explain how amazing she is. Inside and out.

Whenever I conjure up her image I can't stop smiling.
Keysa is miles above my league.
Hi Keysa!
What's up Keysa!
Keysa by dave9985 November 24, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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