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Dust off of the keyhole 

I think tonight is worth an old Dust off of the keyhole eh?

Deryan’s Keyhole 

The act of unintentionally scrolling on the toilet until you inevitably see nudes, thus an erection under the toilet seat. In this position you must stand and lift the toilet seat with your erect member, turn 180 degrees and leave the toilet seat at resting position.
I was so horny and constipated yesterday that my foot went to sleep on the toilet. The only way I could recover is by pulling the old Deryan’s Keyhole.

Keyholed 

The action of putting you penis in someone's ear canal referring to it as a key to the door that is their ear. It may get stuck, so try spitting on it to help extraction. Method often used to remove earwax and cleanse the inner ear canal.
Matt is getting keyholed by Christian to help cleanse his ear infection
Gillian enjoys getting keyholed by insidious
Keyholed by Shroomi April 3, 2022

Keyholed 

She keyholed him before he came.
Keyholed by Schlomo Lipchitz December 6, 2012