A very small town in Wisconsin where everyone is cousins and hardly anyone leaves. All guys either drive a truck or a tractor and will stay in a relationship for a whopping 2 weeks at a time. And everyone is better at beer pong than writing an objective summary.

"I was in Kewaunee, Wisconsin today."

"How was that?"

"Well everyone was drunk and related, how do you think it was?"

kewaunee by theodorefinchandvioletmarkey March 6, 2017

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Kewana

Spunky, spontaneous, random, snazzy, tell it like it is, ya dig? constantly wearing athletic attire, usually from a small town, enjoys talking to strangers/random people

Kewana rhymes with Tijuana and Marijuana.
Is that Kewana singing the remix to "In the Air" by FloRida? Oh hot damn, I'm late for class again, i was partyin into the a.m., yall don't understand, now late for class up in ayres a...ayres...a, ayres!

Kewana by kphizzle January 20, 2009

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kewaun

A real ass nigga 🅿️

Kewaun is the realist dude you’ll ever know

kewaun by Kewaun December 3, 2018

kewag

To be completely and utterly clueless. Especially where it pertains to anything on the internet.

1. All Your 2a Are Belong To Us CHAT ROOM - Instantly join what took Kewag 3 months to find (and even then with step-by-step help)

2. "Dude! You are such a kewag!"

kewag by STL_Walker January 5, 2008

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