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To be completely and utterly clueless. Especially where it pertains to anything on the internet.
1. All Your 2a Are Belong To Us CHAT ROOM - Instantly join what took Kewag 3 months to find (and even then with step-by-step help)

2. "Dude! You are such a kewag!"
kewag by STL_Walker January 5, 2008
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KYWAG (KIE-wag)

lazy piece of shit. Dumb person, worthless worker.
Hey baby, I will be home late tonight because this kywag could not finish his route on time.
Kywag by 1SG May 31, 2018
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Shit bag Soldier, waste of space, someone even the dirt bags make fun of.
Pvt Snuffie: Hey SPC look over there at LT, what a kywag. Almost got us kill cause he can't follow simple directions.

See a picture of it sprayed painted all over Iraq, sure you can find one on the internet somewhere.
KYWAG by BIAP August 22, 2011
shit bad, scum bag, lazy piece of shit, fucking idiot
That gate guard is a kywag, I can not believe he let the VBIED into our camp.
kywag by 1SG January 11, 2009

kesagari madhavi 

Leader of paid dogs ji, and of course a cotton business industrialist ji
supporter to a colourful party and to the biggest criminal of AP.
she earns more by her posts then her cotton business.
famous for fake propaganda and acting videos ji
dum chic dum chic dum chic kesagari madhavi

Ian Keaggy 

an Ian Keaggy is a really all around amazing person.
They are sensitive, sweet, hella attractive, talented, etc.
an Ian Keaggy is a total babe at the bass and is a beast at photography.
"Omg! this photo is SHAMAZING" "Yeah That's probably because Ian Keaggy took it"

"who is that bass player? he's HOT." "Ian Keaggy."
Ian Keaggy by Share Some Cake October 29, 2011

kewaunee 

A very small town in Wisconsin where everyone is cousins and hardly anyone leaves. All guys either drive a truck or a tractor and will stay in a relationship for a whopping 2 weeks at a time. And everyone is better at beer pong than writing an objective summary.
"I was in Kewaunee, Wisconsin today."

"How was that?"

"Well everyone was drunk and related, how do you think it was?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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