Kevani

Some hoe from Yellowknife.

Oh my god, is that Kevani??

by Bigfroyk July 17, 2020

Kevining

When you commit a typographical error, but the error itself just happens to be another correctly-spelled word that _might_ actually work in the current context, which makes it far more confusing and hard to spot than if it were just a misspelled word.

Kevin: Hey look, my murder is on the TV!

Everyone Else (after a period of confusion): ..... did you maybe mean "mother"? .....

Kevin: whoops sorry

Everyone Else: Looks like Kevin is Kevining again...

by gtdishboy October 7, 2019

kenanightmare

Named after an engineer's name who causes nightmares.

It is a kenanightmare.

by nightmareslave December 21, 2018

Kevan

This is a popular name given to Indo-Trinidadian males, especially those occupying senior management IT positions at FinTech institutions. Often mispronounced as 'key-vaan', the correct enunciation is actually 'keh-vaughn', and is best reinforced via voicenote.

Kwame: "Given that this is a MarTech issue, can we ask Kevin-"
Damian: "Kevan"
Kwame: "Sorry, ask Kevon-"
Tisha: "Kevan"
Kwame: "My apologies, I meant Kerwin-"
Karen: "Kevan"
Kwame: "My mistake, Kerwin"
Kevan: "IT'S PRONOUNCED KEH-VAUGHN!!!"

by Espanys February 22, 2021

kevante

A black savage who gets a bunch of bitches and everyone likes

Man I wish I was kevante

by Eatmyassyouhoe69 May 25, 2017

Kevinique

Sexiest girl in the world
A wife
I mention she sexy?
She's smart
She's classy
She doesnt take bs from anyone

Damn my girl is a Kevinique.

by marky306 March 30, 2017

Kevinism

Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin Mahaney. Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is the Bush´s baked bean can. The religion is very common in greater Cincinnati. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming ramen noodles. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.

Kevinism is the only religion anyone should follow.

by Will Golden November 19, 2018