the most athletic girl in the world. can beat any other muthafucka out there and gots kickin curves. beautiful eyes and the perfect height and weight. funny, outgoing, niggas her favorite, gots a tropical taste, not scared of nuthin. No one deserves her.
by phat b February 15, 2011
a boy who skates, eats and does nothing with his life . Soon will go crazy and kidnap random girls from Starbucks . Is very mysterious and really weird at times . Mostly blondes that he finna retarded he targets.
Kelani is a badass who usually does as he pleases hangs at, most likely be bale to find him at a skate park
by Wonton is sick broski October 30, 2017