Ketly

A Ketly (also known as "Quetly") is a beautiful, magical being who can be found from a mile away (2 miles max), mostly because you can hear her laughing. She laughs at everything. But there is a chance you won't find her; There is no recognized pattern that can determine when she goes incognito, except for that her hood is probably on and she has probably been on the bus AT LEAST three times that day. When one does come across a Ketly, beware. That spark that got you there is the same spark that can end your life. Treat her with care or watch the quality of your life crumble into a great nothingness- a symphony of mediocrity. She is the salt to your bland ass, flavorless life. Who doesn't love a lil spice?

Ketly is the only thing that gets my dick up in the morning.

Ketly by websterdicktionarybruh April 11, 2019

Kelly on christmas 

Drinking enough alcohol during a family function that you begin to give awkward speeches, swear uncontrollably around children, lose your phone, etc

I thought everything went great at my cousin's graduation, but I found out the next day that I got drunk like Kelly on christmas.

Kelly on christmas by white d'angelo January 3, 2014

Kellyanne Conartist 

A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.

Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist

Kellyanne Conartist by smallhandeds February 23, 2017

Charlie Kelly 

Pretty much the greatest TV character in recent memory. Appears on Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. His favorite food is milksteak with jelly beans, his hobbies are magnets, and he dislikes people's knees. Also a relentless alcoholic, inhalant abuser, Green Man, King of the Rats, and writer/director of the musical The Nightman Cometh.

Charlie Kelly is God.

Charlie Kelly: "Nightman, sneaky and mean. Spiders in side my dreams, I think I love you. You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Nightman."

Charlie Kelly by jshrubz April 25, 2011

kellyanned 

When you get blackout drunk, get the shit kicked out of you, left for dead, pissed on by cats and sleep under a bridge before waking up with bed head to go on national TV to spread Trumpaganda looking like the living dead.

Man last night I got totally fucking kellyanned.
Dude rough night? You look totally kellyanned bitch!

kellyanned by DoanldJTrump January 24, 2017

Kellyanne Conway 

To lie even though you and everyone else knows the "facts" are fake

I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.

Kellyanne Conway by memlurd January 24, 2017

Kerly 

One of the greatest friends you can ever meet. She’s sensitive, yet tough, always laughing, but knows when to stop. Kerly gives the best advice and is one of the most mature and goofy people out there.

girl one: “she was so outgoing and friendly!”

girl two: “she was definitely a kerly”

Kerly by ThiccSkinnyMariahCarey January 28, 2019