A Ketly (also known as "Quetly") is a beautiful, magical being who can be found from a mile away (2 miles max), mostly because you can hear her laughing. She laughs at everything. But there is a chance you won't find her; There is no recognized pattern that can determine when she goes incognito, except for that her hood is probably on and she has probably been on the bus AT LEAST three times that day. When one does come across a Ketly, beware. That spark that got you there is the same spark that can end your life. Treat her with care or watch the quality of your life crumble into a great nothingness- a symphony of mediocrity. She is the salt to your bland ass, flavorless life. Who doesn't love a lil spice?
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I thought everything went great at my cousin's graduation, but I found out the next day that I got drunk like Kelly on christmas.
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A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.
Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist
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Get the Kellyanne Conartist mug.Pretty much the greatest TV character in recent memory. Appears on Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. His favorite food is milksteak with jelly beans, his hobbies are magnets, and he dislikes people's knees. Also a relentless alcoholic, inhalant abuser, Green Man, King of the Rats, and writer/director of the musical The Nightman Cometh.
Charlie Kelly is God.
Charlie Kelly: "Nightman, sneaky and mean. Spiders in side my dreams, I think I love you. You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Nightman."
Charlie Kelly: "Nightman, sneaky and mean. Spiders in side my dreams, I think I love you. You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Nightman."
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Man last night I got totally fucking kellyanned.
Dude rough night? You look totally kellyanned bitch!
Dude rough night? You look totally kellyanned bitch!
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Get the kellyanned mug.I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.
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Get the Kellyanne Conway mug.One of the greatest friends you can ever meet. She’s sensitive, yet tough, always laughing, but knows when to stop. Kerly gives the best advice and is one of the most mature and goofy people out there.
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