Kethum is the old ancient Egyption meaning the Ass to my hole, a phrase to be used when saying 'you are the ass to my hole' is just weird. Example: 'you are my kethum' meaning 'you are the ass to my hole'
by Kethum mannn May 18, 2014
Get the Kethum mug.Ash Ketchum is a "10 year old boy" in a anime called pokemon since 1997. He has been on his pokemon adventure for 21 years now.
by cutiemixedgal January 23, 2019
Get the Ash Ketchum mug.The "hero" of the pokemon anime series. Named after a tree, like his other little friends, Professers Oak, Elm and Birch.
His last name sounds like "Catch 'em". How original.
Exceedingly crap at catching, raising and fighting with pokemon, he obviously uses a Gameshark or something because:
a) His pikachu can affect rock and ground type pokemon and uses agility as an attack.
b) His pokemon use WAY more than four moves
c) His pokemon can evolve half-way through a battle
d) He can come back from the dead or something if pokemon cry at him.
I thought I was rid of him forever but it seems the pokemon loved him so much that they cried for him. Maybe they were crying with happiness that he was dead. Why didn't one of his other anime buddies use a MAX REVIVE on him or something?
The actual gameplay was really fun in pokemon, he ruined it by looking, sounding and fighting like a dick, sullying the good name of pokemon forever.
His last name sounds like "Catch 'em". How original.
Exceedingly crap at catching, raising and fighting with pokemon, he obviously uses a Gameshark or something because:
a) His pikachu can affect rock and ground type pokemon and uses agility as an attack.
b) His pokemon use WAY more than four moves
c) His pokemon can evolve half-way through a battle
d) He can come back from the dead or something if pokemon cry at him.
I thought I was rid of him forever but it seems the pokemon loved him so much that they cried for him. Maybe they were crying with happiness that he was dead. Why didn't one of his other anime buddies use a MAX REVIVE on him or something?
The actual gameplay was really fun in pokemon, he ruined it by looking, sounding and fighting like a dick, sullying the good name of pokemon forever.
*ash ketchum sends out his pikachu against rhyhorn, a rock pokemon who shouldn't be affected by electricity*
"Hey, that rhyhorn's horn looks like it acts as a lightning rod! Pikachu! Zap it's horn!"
"piiiikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCHUUUUUU!!!
"Yay we defeated it! Go Gameshark!"
"Hey, that rhyhorn's horn looks like it acts as a lightning rod! Pikachu! Zap it's horn!"
"piiiikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCHUUUUUU!!!
"Yay we defeated it! Go Gameshark!"
by Jammers September 25, 2005
Get the ash ketchum mug.Originally a meaningless mumble, picked up on in the UK and used incorrectly as a term of endearment towards the psychadelic drug ketamine.
However, the term 'bare ketiums' has developed a cult following, and is now officially recognised in the squat party scene as an abbreviation of the phrase 'lots of ketamine'
The term 'Ketium' is now used in a same way in The UK as 'Skunk' is used for genetically bred high strength cannabis, 'ketiums' freely used between cliques to assure allegiance.
However, the term 'bare ketiums' has developed a cult following, and is now officially recognised in the squat party scene as an abbreviation of the phrase 'lots of ketamine'
The term 'Ketium' is now used in a same way in The UK as 'Skunk' is used for genetically bred high strength cannabis, 'ketiums' freely used between cliques to assure allegiance.
" Mate, last weekend I did bare ketiums! "
"Oi bruv, got any ketiums? I ran out ."
" Let's go round Jack's, he's got Bare Ketium! '
"Oi bruv, got any ketiums? I ran out ."
" Let's go round Jack's, he's got Bare Ketium! '
by garethium October 8, 2007
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Every generation he has somehow managed to lose the Pokemon League but finally! Goddammit! God blessed us and he won...
God knows how old this man is now but he finally achieved his dream.
Every generation he has somehow managed to lose the Pokemon League but finally! Goddammit! God blessed us and he won...
God knows how old this man is now but he finally achieved his dream.
"You remember Ash Ketchum right, Nathaniel?"
"Wait a minute..."
"Didn't he finally beat the pokemon league?"
"Yes! Nathaniel you knew!"
"finally after 20+ years Ive grown up and lost hope.."
"..He didn't lose hope and his dream true."
"Fucking Finally! amirite Daniel?"
"Wait a minute..."
"Didn't he finally beat the pokemon league?"
"Yes! Nathaniel you knew!"
"finally after 20+ years Ive grown up and lost hope.."
"..He didn't lose hope and his dream true."
"Fucking Finally! amirite Daniel?"
by PicklerOfWicklers October 11, 2019
Get the Ash Ketchum mug.Kethmi is just like the character Hermione in harry potter. Very Smart and very pretty and has a good sense in humor. she also tends to have a big butt
by BFN(big friendly nigger) November 17, 2011
Get the Kethmi mug.a very hot milf in the show pokemon could marry the old fat bastard prof. oak I don't think she should deal wit his wrinkly ballz. she is so hot keeps her body in awesome shape. is probley in her mid to late 30's or early 40's looks like a 20 yr old again. damn she is hot I mean she raised a dumbbass for a son but oh well wish I could fuck her or have blow me. hotter then misty anywayz.
hi deliah (ms.ketchum you are looking beatiful then ever. can I come inside for some lemonade (and something else wink wink)
by Patrick Dron November 30, 2003
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