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Originally a meaningless mumble, picked up on in the UK and used incorrectly as a term of endearment towards the psychadelic drug ketamine.

However, the term 'bare ketiums' has developed a cult following, and is now officially recognised in the squat party scene as an abbreviation of the phrase 'lots of ketamine'

The term 'Ketium' is now used in a same way in The UK as 'Skunk' is used for genetically bred high strength cannabis, 'ketiums' freely used between cliques to assure allegiance.

" Mate, last weekend I did bare ketiums! "

"Oi bruv, got any ketiums? I ran out ."

" Let's go round Jack's, he's got Bare Ketium! '
by garethium September 24, 2007
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She is type shy, but when you get to know her she is goofy asf. She can never be serious. She's low-key freaky asf but won't admit it.
"chill ketia we at a furneral"
"My bad cuz lmao that lady crying got me dying"
by TheGodofFantasy February 07, 2018
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the best girl in the world...in friend terms of course...crazy fun, a teeny bit crazy, usually seen partying with her best friend whos probally drunk and high(thats me!!) or at work taking orders....hahaha...she is average height for an american women and is of the bracial(black/white)...er...race....and shes got huge tits
wow ketia, stop drinking you have to drive ME home...or im fine to drive!! give me the keys...no no your too drunk give givemeyouuurkeeeyzzz...c'mooooon!!!! i can drive!!!
by sami(hi ketia!!) July 13, 2008
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The name of a girl who is beautiful, strong and intelligent. One who is easy to fall in love with but impossible to let go. She is funny, exciting and enthusiastic. Ketia has an amazing personality that appeals to every person fortunate enough to meet her. Her eyes are captivating, her smile, intoxicating, and her heart lights the darkest, coldest souls and fills them with happiness. She is drop dead gorgeous. If you meet one don’t let her go!
Another word for perfection.
God’s most precious and wonderful angel.
Ketia is beautiful.
by William Jacob July 13, 2019
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