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Originally a meaningless mumble, picked up on in the UK and used incorrectly as a term of endearment towards the psychadelic drug ketamine.

However, the term 'bare ketiums' has developed a cult following, and is now officially recognised in the squat party scene as an abbreviation of the phrase 'lots of ketamine'

The term 'Ketium' is now used in a same way in The UK as 'Skunk' is used for genetically bred high strength cannabis, 'ketiums' freely used between cliques to assure allegiance.
" Mate, last weekend I did bare ketiums! "

"Oi bruv, got any ketiums? I ran out ."

" Let's go round Jack's, he's got Bare Ketium! '
ketium by garethium October 8, 2007
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Keitumetse 

A Setswana name, ideally given to a female child which means " I am happy".
Keitumetse because I managed to get a bursary to fund my tertiary education.
Keitumetse by Keituu May 27, 2019
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Minutes when you are off your tits on ketamine
I will take some in 2 ketimins
Ketimins by B8gwill January 11, 2019

Keitumetse 

A name particularly given to a female child. A strong resilient woman. Filled with ever lasting joy and smiles. Do not get on her bad side, they've got a temper but are the nicest when reciprocated. I am happy. She is happy, all the time.
Keitumetse. I am proud. I am happy for how far I've come.
Keitumetse by Keitumetse Lee Tsie November 23, 2021
Kethum is the old ancient Egyption meaning the Ass to my hole, a phrase to be used when saying 'you are the ass to my hole' is just weird. Example: 'you are my kethum' meaning 'you are the ass to my hole'
'You are my kethum' meaning: 'you are the ass to my hole'
Kethum by Kethum mannn May 18, 2014
Very kind hearted. Always there to help.Is very gullible and can be selfish at times . Is very dependable and trustworthy.Also very intelligent
Ketim is so sweet and kind to people around her
ketim by Lm122 July 12, 2017
Very kindhearted and sweet. Is very talkative and fun to be around. Is selfish at times but is always thinking about others. Likes to help people out in different ways . Is also very intelligent but also at times is annoying to her friends.
Ketim is sweet she is a good friend and always thinks about others.
ketim by Loveyou1223 July 12, 2017
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