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Get a kennel 

A less than polite way to tell a particularly fugly couple to stop making out in public.
Johnny: Dude, check it out! Robin and Dina are getting hot and heavy!
Sam: Aww man, no one wants to see that!! Get a kennel!!
Get a kennel by Ehrris June 4, 2012

kennel up 

verb: to return home after a night of being out of control; drunk. a.k.a Get your ass home.
Can be used for either gender;
"Jackie was so drunk last night, that her boyfriend Jason said "I think it is time for you to Kennel Up".
"Jackie was so drunk last night, that her boyfriend Jason said "I think it is time for you to Kennel Up".

Brad was so drunk, Heather looked at him and said "That is your last drink..it is time to kennel up!"
kennel up by somamo December 15, 2013

Kernel of Pot 

A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.
"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"

"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."
Kernel of Pot by WeedKernel November 29, 2012

Kennel Cough

The cough a person develops after a camping festival, caused by all the dust, dirt, and drug smoke inhaled during the festival.
Alex's weak lungs couldn't handle all the dirt and drug smoke over the weekend, now he has a bad case of kennel cough.
Kennel Cough by Jill Weiss May 29, 2014

Kennelling 

A mixture between Dogging and Cottaging, whereby participants flick the lights on and off in a public toilet before embarking on a sexual adventure for the viewing pleasure of an assembled audience.
During a particularly bad case of the horn, Rupert and Henry decided to go down to the heath for some kennelling.
Kennelling by Rupert and Henry October 21, 2008

kennelhead

A perceptual distortion experienced by prison inmates, children in school, and other detainees.
You got a bad case of kennelhead, honey, you gotta get outta here.
kennelhead by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2018