1 definition by Dr. Pimpstatus
The term for any female who has had all three holes discumbobulated and destroyed beyond repair. Signs or symptoms include hobbled walking, tuna perma stink poon, and pooping without warning.
Whats wrong with Gina?
-Well Fran, she was kelsified last night..terrible isnt it
Houston, the kelsification process is complete!
-Well Fran, she was kelsified last night..terrible isnt it
Houston, the kelsification process is complete!
by Dr. Pimpstatus May 26, 2010