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KennerDale 

A school middle of fuckin nowhere. The Sucky Gs took all Of the Kd bitches leaving them wanking there dicks. They munch on dick scabs and guzzle cum. They teach white supremacy and history of the KKK. KD sucks balls and they have pain olympic rallies in the cornfield.
Guy: Didn’t that kid get dick ina butt
Guy2: Yeah that’s so KennerDale

Guy: in his defense we took all there bitches
Guy2: ya lmao gayass
KennerDale by SuskysDaRealOG October 24, 2019

kennedale 

a tiny tiny town in texas, youve never heard of it. ghetto beyond belief, yet terribly hillbilly at the same time. home to some racetrack no one really gives a shit about. full of people who think theyre the shit because they shop at abercrombie & straighten their hair, when compared to the rest of the world their just as unclassy as the people they hate on. great school district with a nice athletics program, thats about all theyve got going for them. 6 square miles of pure stupidity. an early death wish for people who dare to remain.
person 1: damn mannn my cousin lives in kennedale
person 2: what the fuck is a kennedale?
kennedale by sydney! April 12, 2008

kennedale 

A small ass town in Texas anyone barley knows. Where the teachers are bitches and STD's spread quicker than a slut.
STUDENT 1-"Did you hear about that teacher in kennedale having sex with those five guys?"

STUDENT 2-"Yeah, this girl told me in the hallway!"
kennedale by slutsandbitches June 6, 2011

kennedale 

horrible people, horrible environment. 90% of the people have stds and smoke weed in the bathroom. has like 12 teachers that’s been arrested for sleeping with students
person 1: have you been to kennedale

person 2: oh yeah fuck that place
kennedale by dummythickho November 14, 2021

Kennedalian 

Peice of shit trash are dope fiends.. Usually steal out of the back of your truck and behind your back. Act like they are your friends. Always the jealous type. Also from the city of Kennedale.
Hey lets go pick up Ray

Fuck no! He is a kennedalian..
Kennedalian by Anti-Rendon March 9, 2019

leah kennerley 

Abit slow, can take a while to understand even the simplest of questions. Very simple minded and can be found munching out in the kitchen. Defiantly has a fewer brain cell count but after a dozen cups of tea she appears to talk sense for a short period of time!
'Man I'm being a bit of a Leah Kennerley today :)
leah kennerley by Macey moo February 27, 2014
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