Ken Crotch 

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.

I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch

Ken Crotch by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025

ken doll crotch 

Referring to a person with, in theory, no twig and berries. Just a smooth nether region.

Oscar - "Hey, K-Rocc, your a homo!"

K-Rocc - "Listen here Ken doll crotch, at least I got something"

ken doll crotch by K-Rocc January 7, 2010

kencrotch 

When a female, single or in a relatoionship, has a male or multiple male friends who she would on no occasion consider for intimate exchanges. The kencrotch much like a close female friend is never sexualized. They do not have male or female parts in her eyes. Completely asexual. Can be very close even best friends to female who does not practice "friends that fuck".

Syn. Wing Man

Brother from another mother

Crimey

Bros before hoes

Besties

BFF

Homegirl

Domestic partner
Barbie and Ken dolls have been a staple in girl playtime throughout history. Barbie although shy and submissive has nice tits. There is no denying barbie is all woman. Ken although very muscular usually in the arms and the legs, isnt packing quite the punch with his male extension. Despite his toned butt ken has no penis or vagina. All that ken has is a smooth area between his legs. He does not urinate nor get erections. He is the perfect best friend for out of the box females who stand for something sexually and socially.

Is he hott?
Who?
Your friend who went to the concert with you?
Oh. Adam? My sisters think he is soo hott. He isnt ugly i guess. I
Hes my kencrotch, you should totally hit that. Ur cool hes cool.

kencrotch by Roberta Ferris September 7, 2020