ken doll crotch

Referring to a person with, in theory, no twig and berries. Just a smooth nether region.

Oscar - "Hey, K-Rocc, your a homo!"

K-Rocc - "Listen here Ken doll crotch, at least I got something"

by K-Rocc January 07, 2010

Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.

I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch

by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025