Kelto

a stupid person whom everyone hates
a bitch who thinks she likes harry potter but doesn't really

--watching harry potter--
Kelto: You're that black guy in the background?
Person 2: u fucking dildo thats kingsley

by PolnJon November 22, 2011

kelbow

a musical instrument used to impress the ladies.

person 1: I play the kelbow.
person 2: wtf is a kelbow, am I stupid?

by LacJam March 24, 2020

kelloggs trippa

English people attempting to speak Greek and using the words Keloggs Trippa as an attempt at pronunciating "Kollo Trippa". The real pronunciation is Kollo trippa which means ass hole, chocolate starfish or rectum.

I absolutely pounded her Kelloggs trippa for several hours last night.

by Sixamenos August 28, 2018

Buster Keaton

Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton was an American actor and comedian during the 1920s.

During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.

I think its time for you to keep movin' Buster Keaton - we know youre selling woof tickets.

Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14

by c.harris February 13, 2018

Keltzing

When someone stumbles an unbelievable amount in trying to tell a simple story. The word arrived from Brian and Matt Keltz, twin brothers who have a serious problem of finishing their sentences without jumbling every single word together.

Person 1: I went to the store today and then (inexplicable jumbling of words)
Person 2: Jeez man, stop keltzing it.

by AaronHanak January 9, 2009

Michael Keaton

Stimulant drug (Mephedrone)(MKAT)(Meow Meow) Once a man made legal high similar to amphetamine now illegal.

'A heathon from Eton.. On a bag of Michael Keaton'

by AJK23 January 14, 2020

Keito

A very hunky dude with awesome abs. A Keito is much better than an Aiden, Thomas, Theo or a Finn. A Keito is also very rare and specifically awesome at... Well everything!

Now that's a Keito!

by Unknown_baby February 11, 2018