Kellym

People with this name are assholes.

Kellym : *jabs me*
Me : What an asshole.

by ohmygodimtrying November 27, 2018

KellyM

Kelly is a girl that peaked in high school but wouldn’t believe it back then. She’s gained quite a bit of weight since then and does have the best choice in men. She is very intelligent but isn’t the best at being a friend but she tries.
She had a rough childhood which made her a strong and hardworking woman and a dedicated mother.
But be careful she has a vindictive side and be quite jealous so don’t get on the wrong side of her or she will find ways to drive you to insanity without you knowing it was her. You might think she is your best friend but don’t but don’t be fooled.

KellyM is so smart, I wish I could be as smart as her

by Saftyfirrrsssttttt June 23, 2025

Kelly on christmas

Drinking enough alcohol during a family function that you begin to give awkward speeches, swear uncontrollably around children, lose your phone, etc

I thought everything went great at my cousin's graduation, but I found out the next day that I got drunk like Kelly on christmas.

by white d'angelo January 3, 2014

Kellyanne Conartist

A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.

Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist

by smallhandeds February 23, 2017

Charlie Kelly

Pretty much the greatest TV character in recent memory. Appears on Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. His favorite food is milksteak with jelly beans, his hobbies are magnets, and he dislikes people's knees. Also a relentless alcoholic, inhalant abuser, Green Man, King of the Rats, and writer/director of the musical The Nightman Cometh.

Charlie Kelly is God.

Charlie Kelly: "Nightman, sneaky and mean. Spiders in side my dreams, I think I love you. You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Nightman."

by jshrubz April 25, 2011

kellyanned

When you get blackout drunk, get the shit kicked out of you, left for dead, pissed on by cats and sleep under a bridge before waking up with bed head to go on national TV to spread Trumpaganda looking like the living dead.

Man last night I got totally fucking kellyanned.
Dude rough night? You look totally kellyanned bitch!

by DoanldJTrump January 24, 2017

Kellyanne Conway

To lie even though you and everyone else knows the "facts" are fake

I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.

by memlurd January 24, 2017