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Kellmer is very introverted and closed off, but once you get to know him. He has an awkward laugh that sounds like a donkey but always has the funniest jokes, poorly timed jokes, but funny ones. Will always beat you in cards against humanity
Kellmer by Nappy- July 20, 2018

Keller High School 

A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.
“ You fucked Mackenzie?”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches”

Kellered 

Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.

Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.
Tommy has had a spring in his step since he got Kellered last Tuesday.
Kellered by I saw penis March 7, 2014

Keller Williams 

the one man band. should be everyone's hero!
Burned Out Hippie: Dude, Keller rocks!
Burned Out Hippie's Friend: Yeah, wanna hit this bowl?
Burned Out Hippie: cough cough Those are some headies.
Burned Out Hippie's Friend: This is "the best feeling in the world."
Keller Williams by MACKATTACK January 25, 2005

Kevin Keller 

The ultimate gay best friend;Has a thing for bad boys and football players
"Oh my god, he's such a Kevin Keller!"

kellers moustache 

1. A KELLERS MOUSTACHE is when a male performs oral copulation upon another man, in a manner that is more homoerotic than normal homosexual acts.

2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.
I couldn't afford any more points on my license so I had to give the cop with the German accent a Kellers Moustache.