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Sexy young man. Amazing at the game of football. Pulls all the chicks. Such an alpha and just dominates everything he does. He is a bright young man that is also very smart. Not to mention the fact that he is so tall and has such a masculine body. He will either be and all-american athlete or our next president.
“Kekama is so hot.”
Kekama by The Anonymous Name Man November 21, 2021
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kekma.ga 

Kekma.ga, also known simply as Kekma, is a shock site
displaying NSFL content which has been used in raid attacks
on several subreddits and Discord servers. The site contains
a rapidly flashing NSFL image accompanied by a high-
pitched ear rape of a person screaming, as well as an NSFL
video in the center of the page, the most common ones are a video of animals getting skinned, a man

inserting a screwdriver inside his urethra or a man

ejaculating inside the corpses of a burned child and a burned adult.

Upon opening, the page
enters fullscreen mode, while an attempt to leave the pages
produces a confirmation window, slowing down the exiting
process.

So please for the love of god do not search this website!
Person 1: Hey man, have you ever heard of kekma.ga? This is Reddit but better

Person 2: Really? Like are you sure?

Person 1: Yes it is

Person 2: OMG MY EYES WTF DID I JUST WATCHED
kekma.ga by afultir July 17, 2020
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kekma.ga 

A shock-site. I genuinely do not recommend going there (and even typing in that name), as the pictures there would be extremely painful to watch (watching a dog get skinned alive isn't a very good thing to see). PLEASE DO NOT VISIT THIS WEBSITE.
Ivan: Hey, Ostap, I know a very cool website! It's called kekma.ga! Visit it!
Ostap: Okay, I'll do it, then.
(a day later)
Ostap: What in the flying crusty kentucky-fried fuck did I watch? Please, make me unsee that shit!
kekma.ga by shekelmaster July 18, 2020

Kokamantratarius

Somebody who writes poems on the insides of public restrooms.
1: "Have you read this poem?"

2: "Yeah Kokamantratarius wrote it right?"

1: "Well, we are in a gas station"
Formerly kekma.ga (a domain hack for kek maga), kekma.net is a shock site that, upon entrance, automatically sets the webpage to fullscreen (with a confirmation message popping up when a victim wants to exit), and depicts an NSFL video of a man shoving a screw into his penis, surrounded by a GIF of a dog being skinned alive that flashes between negative and non-negative mode, an earrape version of a sound that's called "the world's loudest orgasm" plays in the background, the cursor image is also changed when a victim unfortunately happens to visit this website, for the love of GOD, don't visit kekma.net, and if there's a post on a social media platform that tells you to come to kekma.net, do NOT click it!
Reddit post: come to kekma.net today! The no-cuck Reddit replacement!
Person clicks kekma.net link
Person: WHAT THE HELL DID I SEE!? I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES!!!!!
(gif depiction of kekma.net victim after seeing the website)
kekma.net by SloveneInSerbia May 25, 2021

kekma.ga 

DON’T go to this website if you’re epileptic or easily disturbed. It shows a gory flashing GIF of a dog being skinned and a video of a guy shoving a screw up his dick, all while the “worlds loudest orgasm” meme audio plays. It’s mainly used as a bait-and-switch shock website.
I went on kekma.ga last night. I was traumatized
kekma.ga by nlolhere July 20, 2020
The baddest of the bad. The kids that run shit before kids even know how to run shit. Kekambas set the trends that the rest of the world follow. They only listen to the words of Keanu Reeves and they love Sammy Sosa.
Yo who's going to the ship this year? The Kekambas are going to the ship whatttt, we going to the ship whatttt.
Kekamba by the hefty lefty February 28, 2016
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