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Formerly kekma.ga (a domain hack for kek maga), kekma.net is a shock site that, upon entrance, automatically sets the webpage to fullscreen (with a confirmation message popping up when a victim wants to exit), and depicts an NSFL video of a man shoving a screw into his penis, surrounded by a GIF of a dog being skinned alive that flashes between negative and non-negative mode, an earrape version of a sound that's called "the world's loudest orgasm" plays in the background, the cursor image is also changed when a victim unfortunately happens to visit this website, for the love of GOD, don't visit kekma.net, and if there's a post on a social media platform that tells you to come to kekma.net, do NOT click it!
Reddit post: come to kekma.net today! The no-cuck Reddit replacement!
Person clicks kekma.net link
Person: WHAT THE HELL DID I SEE!? I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES!!!!!
(gif depiction of kekma.net victim after seeing the website)
kekma.net by SloveneInSerbia May 25, 2021
original name kekma.ga or go or whatever ok so it changes ever time ok so once you click on the link you will see a message that say 18+ dark humor if you press enter then congratulations you ruined your eyes first it has a loud ass scream that you need one percent of volume or fuck it none the scream will follow you unless you restart the phone computer iPad or whatever you use now I don't mean factory reset I mean just reset or if you watching porn and it good then hey guess you will live with no volume for the rest of you life now see anyway

the difference between this and dark humor is that dark humor is mostly tamed like if I said 9/11 is not sad you guys are just gay and stupid or lol twin go bye bye that's dark humor But this no it changes a lot of time but this time it has a jump scare with 2 choice either a video of a dog hanging OR a man nailing his own penis with it bleeding not to say with the added screaming that you hear if you press enter that you will mostly think it a virus but no just reset you devices and done also your stuck in full screen
kekma.net

yeah wouldn't recommend even if you tempted just don't man i mean just don't if you really are tempted just search up art of zoo and go to google image no virus no screaming no full scream no nothing but yes it bad yes you will bleach your eyes and YEs you will delete your history
kekma.net by YAY_fucktheinternet December 15, 2021
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kekma.net • kekma.ga • Kekma • kekoa • kenma kozume • Kemma • kenma-ism • keka • Kekka • Kezma
gay its gay pls no play kekma.net no play
kekma.net by whywontanyoneforgiveme November 19, 2020
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