Skip to main content

Kek Master 

Someone who uses the totally not overpowered gun knows as the Kek-9, also known as the Kek 9, is CS:GO
This guy aced first round with a Kek-9. What a Kek Master
Words you can keep

Kek Master 

An individual who mastered the art of turbokeking
> Someone sais something funny
> The Kek master with turbokek (said very fast, as soon as the previous humorous has been said)
Kek Master by Fieel August 31, 2022

kekmastersour

A man with supreme Pingas, who eliminates MixSillyMaxes and Rinis. They are typically leaders of a Pingas group with 2 other kekmasters. They usually come in groups of 4, including 2 other pingas.
PersonA: Its a KekmasterSour!
PersonB: Wow he's such a kool kid
kekmastersour by TheQuadHitterOfDL October 6, 2017

keymaster 

The one who has a sexual organ resembling a key (bulbous end, blade, tip) in contrast to the gatekeeper (female) whose sexual organ is a concave place protected by doors/a barrier (lips, hymen) / a gate that the key can penetrate and open up—thus, with permission. This idea throws back to ancient times when monogamy meant being with only one person for life and women were not encouraged to be promiscuous but be selective of whom they slept with; the one who holds the master key to the gates will have open access to the secret garden, a place that produces much pleasing alleviation, sensual delight, and where seeds can be planted and give birth to fruit.
I am the keymaster to the gates of Heaven.
King Solomon was the keymaster to her garden gates.

Song of Songs 4:12 (NIV)

12 You are a garden locked up, my sister, my bride;

you are a spring enclosed, a sealed fountain.

Song of Songs 5:1 (NIV)
He:
5 I have come into my garden, my sister, my bride;

I have gathered my myrrh with my spice.

I have eaten my honeycomb and my honey;

I have drunk my wine and my milk.

Friends:

Eat, friends, and drink;

drink your fill of love.
keymaster by libelula_안녕 September 22, 2018

kevmaster 

Crazy fool with stupid-cool funk. Frequently enjoys in the pain and or sufferning of a one "Mr. Angus the art teacher". Is still serching for his random patterns within and needs to expose himself to more books. Has seen nearly every movie made by any person in history and will forever and always make fun of Sabrine with her fried chicken and cakalakas
*crackalacks John over the head with a chair*
kevmaster by Lil' John June 7, 2004

keymaster 

amazingly sexy chick, that loves shoulders, football players, and hates scary movies.
She also thinks guys with white shoes and jeans is hot!
-oh look at that guys ass.
-naw look at his shoulders, i bet he's a football player.
-your so wierd, your The Keymaster.
keymaster by Shamiqua Love February 27, 2008

The Kevmaster 

The coolest kid on earth who wears a sweet 80's style track Jacket
"The ladies swoon for The Kevmaster"
More from Urban Dictionary

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Next