Keizel

An insanely beautiful and smart ass chick , Someone who is very unique and loves to help people , everyone’s go to person because she loves to help out in any way she can and has a good heart but don’t mess with her she also has a temper . Takes care of herself and others , and gives her all in a relationship, many can’t get enough of her .

Boy 1: hey , have you seen keizel today ? She takes my breath away !
Boy 2: oh man ! I wish I had a keizel in my life ..
Girl : isn’t she just so amazing !?!

by Alexandria b. Vera November 24, 2021

keizel

a person who is constantly agrees to everything you say.

This girl I dated a couple of days ago, was a keizel.

by andrew s. webber July 23, 2011

Keitelism

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

by please don't kill me keitel January 10, 2021

krizelle

A person who is very hot and has the greatest personality ever! In hebrew Krizelle means princess. There for you should treat her as if she was one! Krizelle is also a very irresistible person.

Oh! Dayumm, That Kizelle chick is so fine!
I wish that Krizelle chick was single cause then she would be mine!

by itsbrittany March 3, 2016

Krizel

Everybody’s favourite. Krizel is a fine ass chick whos down to do everything, but still takes care of herself properly. A nice & amazing girl, a go to for most people. She is a unique girl with a good personality no one cannot resist. A krizel is a dangerous but loyal girl when it comes to boys. When a Krizel loves its hard for her to stop. She gives him her everything.

Boy: Dudddee I want a girl like krizel..
Another boy: Yea, me too

by gkjpgde September 28, 2018

Keitelism

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

by Kaiser Erwin Rommel (Non-nazi) January 12, 2021

Wilhelm keitel

The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer

A faggot: wilhelm Keitel isn't a gay queer with no friends

A Chad Ludushkan: more like kiketel

by Not dripwell August 9, 2021