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An insanely beautiful and smart ass chick , Someone who is very unique and loves to help people , everyone’s go to person because she loves to help out in any way she can and has a good heart but don’t mess with her she also has a temper . Takes care of herself and others , and gives her all in a relationship, many can’t get enough of her .
Boy 1: hey , have you seen keizel today ? She takes my breath away !
Boy 2: oh man ! I wish I had a keizel in my life ..
Girl : isn’t she just so amazing !?!
Keizel by Alexandria b. Vera November 24, 2021
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a person who is constantly agrees to everything you say.
This girl I dated a couple of days ago, was a keizel.
keizel by andrew s. webber July 23, 2011
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Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

krizelle 

A person who is very hot and has the greatest personality ever! In hebrew Krizelle means princess. There for you should treat her as if she was one! Krizelle is also a very irresistible person.
Oh! Dayumm, That Kizelle chick is so fine!
I wish that Krizelle chick was single cause then she would be mine!
krizelle by itsbrittany March 3, 2016
Everybody’s favourite. Krizel is a fine ass chick whos down to do everything, but still takes care of herself properly. A nice & amazing girl, a go to for most people. She is a unique girl with a good personality no one cannot resist. A krizel is a dangerous but loyal girl when it comes to boys. When a Krizel loves its hard for her to stop. She gives him her everything.
Boy: Dudddee I want a girl like krizel..
Another boy: Yea, me too
Krizel by gkjpgde September 28, 2018

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

Wilhelm keitel 

The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer
A faggot: wilhelm Keitel isn't a gay queer with no friends

A Chad Ludushkan: more like kiketel
Wilhelm keitel by Not dripwell August 9, 2021