Kegsmas 

Very similar to Kegsgiving.

A yearly celebration occuring on or around Christmas. It is a formal potluck event. A grab bag of gifts is recommended ($10-$15 limit).

The host typically cooks a ham and supplies the beer, which MUST be in keg form and should be a good winter beer (nut brown, spiced lagers, etc). Kegsmas usually involves just friends and siblings, since Christmas is reserved for families.

I totally got ripped off this year with the annual Kegsmas grab-bag.

Kegsmas is great. Its like Christmas, but with more beer and people that you actually like.

Eggnog is always a fine addition to any Kegsmas.

Kegsmas by Tacud November 22, 2010

keysmash 

A keysmash is what gay people do instead of saying "hahaha", "lol", or "lmao" while texting. They do it by slamming their hands onto the keyboard, typing random keys, or wiping their hands across the keyboard. Keysmashes can also be used to express shock, and sometimes anger. The length of the keysmash will sometimes reflect how strongly the person feels about what made them keysmash.

Gay person, watching Christine Sydelko videos and texting their friend: skdhfsdjkgnvks dnsj oh my god

Christine Sydelko, at the renaissance fair: aw man I sat on my ballsack again

gay person: SDJHGVJKSDHVKSDNVJ DSJVNK (continues keysmashing if they find it hilarious)

keysmash by ImGayMyselfAndIAlsoKeysmash May 28, 2018

keysmash 

randomly hitting your keyboard to express an emotion. Works for excitement, anger, fangrilyness, and a whole bunch of other things, including adjectives.

that was askldjghalsdkgj amazing

nice keysmash dude.

keysmash by ~*~~*~~~*~~*~* October 17, 2007

keysmashery 

v. keysmash

A term used for the random smashing of letters on the keyboard by a person to express incoherent delight or frustration over something.

ex. DELIGHT
#1: Hey, here's the fic I promised you. ^^
#2: ASDFDKGHKDFJGHDFKH <3333

ex. FRUSTRATION
#1: My computer died on me, so I won't be able to write you that fic I promised you. D;
#2: ASDFKJGHSDJGHSDKG DDDD;

"asdfkdgjhdfkgh" --> is keysmashery, not necessarily those same letters, but random letters all the same.

#1: So keysmashery needs practice? :o

#2: Of course! Anyone can keysmash, but can they do it while still making their keysmashery look pretty?

#1: OH. THEN MUST PRACTICE MORE. ;D

keysmashery by KK-shi November 30, 2007

Keysmashing 

When a bottom feels an intense emotion, they tend to get visibly flustered. Since this is harder to express through just text, the bottom may keysmash. Their hands randomly smash out a string of letters, numbers, or whatever gets in the way of their flailing fingers.

Example of keysmashing: "hficjfnhdyhanbdnnmnn Andy, no... That's just too good omfg"

Example of it being used in a sentence:
"Sean is such a sub, bro. Look at the keysmashing. You can just tell. He would totally be into you."

Keysmashing by Little_Milo July 18, 2020

Keysmash 

SOmething like "ghsajdgvsjh"
Its pretty self-explanatory, it's just when you smash the keys on your keyboard to make random combinations of letters.
It's usually used as a reaction to something funny.

Person 1: *says some funny shit idk*
Person 2: gfshfgjgaj
Person 1: what?
Person 2: it was a keysmash, dude.

Keysmash by not_zodiaq December 9, 2020

kersmashed

Very Drunk, somewhat hammered, To drink beyond the normal limits of the body to a seemingly enlightened state. Always positive.

Im soo kersmashed!...here, hold my beer so I can do a keg stand!

kersmashed by Metallkopf November 24, 2006