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Keenanism 

An arcane philosophy in which follows the belief of contrary thought. What is isn't, what will be won't, and inversely so.

Understanding and believing contradictory things simultaneously. Created by an unknown man, recognized by the few who follow this philosophy as both sane and insane; For obvious reasons. Many believe this way of thinking originated from "Doublethink," George Orwell's "1984."
The woman both regards and disregards Keenanism as a way of life.
Keenanism by D0ntPan1c May 29, 2018
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See keeran he’s got a massive shlong
Keeran by Urmawsgitbeefcurains November 23, 2021
Keeran is an incredibly kind and caring person. He is smart and are humble about his intelligence, though he lack self-esteem and frequently critiques himself.

If you see a Keeran, try to make friends with them! You won’t regret it!
Me: Keeran scored A+ again!
Friend: I heard he still isn’t happy with his results...
Me: *smh*
Keeran by beaver._. June 24, 2020

Keepanigga Baby 

When a nigga' gets inside a bitch, and that bitch be keepin' the baby.
John fucked Sally. Sally got pregnant. Sally decided to keep the baby, to keep John around. You ask, "Hey, why's John still dating Sally?" Response? "Sally had a Keepanigga baby, and that nigga' got screwed."
Keepanigga Baby by Hoye September 30, 2008
Is a very humble and caring person.He is a good friend,he helps you when in need and he is a girls person.keeran is the best person you could ever have
Keeran is a wonderful person
Keeran by Keeran May 25, 2019
A sick person always having a good laugh and super caring. They are extremely good a gaming especially rocket league, fortnite and call of duty. He is also a great sports man and should be respected by his fellow peers.
Keeran is a great person
Keeran by Yeahimcool March 29, 2020
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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