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Living in a world of self made stories and fantasy while refusing to get a job and contribute to society
That guy cant stop kieraning , What a was of a human
Kieraning by Not a tom June 23, 2022
/ˈkərniNG/

1. (n.)The spacing between letters or characters in a piece of text to be printed.
2. (v.)When you finish the bag of popcorn and all that’s left are kernels at the bottom - but you’re still hungry.
1. "I am very concerned about the kerning on this text, it looks awful."
2. "We're out of popcorn and I'm totally kerning right now."
Kerning by tone-mo February 11, 2019
Kiernin is a really cool dude. He play video games and has no life. He enjoys the company of other people and loves talking to his friends. Due to his massive cock and super deep voice, he gets hella bitches.
Kiernin sucks cock.
Kiernin by GetBananas January 24, 2021

Keaning it 

Tremendously screwing up
You really keaned it up
Stop keaning it up
Keaning it by Kholl December 11, 2019

KieranLegacy 

Loves to play roblox with other people, doesn't play any sports or anything like that. Just likes to ERP with his girlfriend "Freja" if you ever see this person it is recommended you block this person.
You are a KieranLegacy

Kieranism 

A religion created to worship the holy goddess Ke$ha. This religion believes that the whole universe is inside a chicken, and when the chicken lays an egg, another universe is born. Followers tend to wear around a naked baby to show respect.
Kamille: Whats that naked baby for?
Edith: I'm a follower of Kieranism.
Kieranism by BFMSLanguage June 23, 2011
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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