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A town in Utah AKA K-Town, a town where Bloods and Crips have peace as long as the drugs keep flowing.
Kearns is da the Shit!!! Damn Car Jacking Druggies!
Kearns by Mammon Christ August 19, 2008
Words you can keep
IRISH NAME DERIVED FROM O'CAIREN,
NORMALLY A PERSON OF GREAT STRENGTH IN ADVERSITY,ONE WHO EXCELLS IN SPORTS AND IN THE BEDROOM.
HE TOOK IT TO THE NET LIKE A KEARNS, OR ONLY A KEARNS COULD SATISFY ME LIKE THAT.
KEARNS by Kearnol March 18, 2012
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Verb. to over enthusiastically eat a sausage with no regard for ones own personal safety
yo dude, get out the car, its not safe to drive whilst kearnsing it up
kearns by TheHappySausage October 4, 2013
1. A small, flacid penis.

2. To mess or fuck around
Dude, you're such a kearns.
Kearns by mr kearns September 17, 2008

Rex Kearns 

Someone with a foot/tickle fetish
Rex Kearns wants to tickle Christina’s feet
Rex Kearns by Bitsy.mai May 8, 2018

miss kearns 

i no shes ok rly im only jokin
miss kearns by lol July 17, 2003

Abby Kearns 

A curly piece of cheese. Like when you peel some of your cheese stick, and it limply falls into a loose curl, that's Abby. She is comparable to the soggy, wet band-aid that just caressed your ankle in the local pool...after all, she is a swimmer.
"Mom, my cheese stick looks weird."
"Oh, that's not a cheese stick, that's Abby Kearns."

"Ew, what just touched my ankle?"
"Oh, it's just Abby Kearns."
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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