A town in Utah AKA K-Town, a town where Bloods and Crips have peace as long as the drugs keep flowing.
Kearns is da the Shit!!! Damn Car Jacking Druggies!
by Mammon Christ July 22, 2008
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1. A small, flacid penis.

2. To mess or fuck around
Dude, you're such a kearns.
by mr kearns September 3, 2006
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IRISH NAME DERIVED FROM O'CAIREN,
NORMALLY A PERSON OF GREAT STRENGTH IN ADVERSITY,ONE WHO EXCELLS IN SPORTS AND IN THE BEDROOM.
HE TOOK IT TO THE NET LIKE A KEARNS, OR ONLY A KEARNS COULD SATISFY ME LIKE THAT.
by Kearnol February 9, 2012
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Verb. to over enthusiastically eat a sausage with no regard for ones own personal safety
yo dude, get out the car, its not safe to drive whilst kearnsing it up
by TheHappySausage October 4, 2013
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woah that guy is some kearne
by Kearne November 15, 2017
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i no shes ok rly im only jokin
cnt fink of 1
by lol July 17, 2003
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