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IRISH NAME DERIVED FROM O'CAIREN,
NORMALLY A PERSON OF GREAT STRENGTH IN ADVERSITY,ONE WHO EXCELLS IN SPORTS AND IN THE BEDROOM.
HE TOOK IT TO THE NET LIKE A KEARNS, OR ONLY A KEARNS COULD SATISFY ME LIKE THAT.
KEARNS by Kearnol March 18, 2012
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Verb. to over enthusiastically eat a sausage with no regard for ones own personal safety
yo dude, get out the car, its not safe to drive whilst kearnsing it up
kearns by TheHappySausage October 4, 2013
1. A small, flacid penis.

2. To mess or fuck around
Dude, you're such a kearns.
Kearns by mr kearns September 17, 2008

Rex Kearns 

Someone with a foot/tickle fetish
Rex Kearns wants to tickle Christina’s feet
Rex Kearns by Bitsy.mai May 8, 2018

miss kearns 

i no shes ok rly im only jokin
miss kearns by lol July 17, 2003

Abby Kearns 

A curly piece of cheese. Like when you peel some of your cheese stick, and it limply falls into a loose curl, that's Abby. She is comparable to the soggy, wet band-aid that just caressed your ankle in the local pool...after all, she is a swimmer.
"Mom, my cheese stick looks weird."
"Oh, that's not a cheese stick, that's Abby Kearns."

"Ew, what just touched my ankle?"
"Oh, it's just Abby Kearns."
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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