Kearns 

A town in Utah AKA K-Town, a town where Bloods and Crips have peace as long as the drugs keep flowing.

Kearns is da the Shit!!! Damn Car Jacking Druggies!

Kearns by Mammon Christ August 19, 2008

KEARNS 

IRISH NAME DERIVED FROM O'CAIREN,
NORMALLY A PERSON OF GREAT STRENGTH IN ADVERSITY,ONE WHO EXCELLS IN SPORTS AND IN THE BEDROOM.

HE TOOK IT TO THE NET LIKE A KEARNS, OR ONLY A KEARNS COULD SATISFY ME LIKE THAT.

KEARNS by Kearnol March 18, 2012

kearns 

Verb. to over enthusiastically eat a sausage with no regard for ones own personal safety

yo dude, get out the car, its not safe to drive whilst kearnsing it up

kearns by TheHappySausage October 4, 2013

Kearns 

1. A small, flacid penis.

2. To mess or fuck around

Dude, you're such a kearns.

Kearns by mr kearns September 17, 2008

Rex Kearns 

Someone with a foot/tickle fetish

Rex Kearns wants to tickle Christina’s feet

Rex Kearns by Bitsy.mai May 8, 2018

miss kearns 

i no shes ok rly im only jokin

cnt fink of 1

miss kearns by lol July 17, 2003

Abby Kearns 

A curly piece of cheese. Like when you peel some of your cheese stick, and it limply falls into a loose curl, that's Abby. She is comparable to the soggy, wet band-aid that just caressed your ankle in the local pool...after all, she is a swimmer.

"Mom, my cheese stick looks weird."
"Oh, that's not a cheese stick, that's Abby Kearns."

"Ew, what just touched my ankle?"
"Oh, it's just Abby Kearns."

Abby Kearns by T-Rex Underwear May 17, 2019