Kearnsy

A God in the eyes of many and a nice warm hearted person always does what he believes is right when he's in love always does his best to please and keep hurt away from his partner and is always hurt in some emotional way is as strong as a bull but is very insecure and never is lost for somewhere to stay

do you know were you can stay "no but its fine ill just ring kearnsy"

by Mc Lovin 1029 April 28, 2011

Kearnsy

The term Kearnsy is when someone loves to loathe themselves in and eat fecal matter from human being or animals. They consume fecal matter till they themselves have to deficate, and then they eat their own fecal mattter.

Did you eat alot of shit today?

Did you kearnsy today?

by Drew Kearns October 26, 2010

trippin over kearney (tok)

when you are fallin in love with a girl who wants to be just friends

guy number 1: hey you still into that girl
guy number 2: yeah i'm totally trippin over kearney (tok)
guy number 1: sorry to hear that bro

by alphabetmysoup September 26, 2011

kearny high school

A school located in Kearny nj where the students are higher than their own grades. Girls fuck more than they do home work. Almost every teacher is on a drug wether it's coke,pot, and/or meth. The principle looks like a walking armadillo. And ms.sharpals is just sexy as life

You smoke the ganja at Kearny high school

The armadillo will suspend you for wearing a hoody.
Hey dude did you do flaka freka yet, of course who in the tri-state hasn't.

by Idontknowmyname101 November 21, 2013

Bishop Kearney High School

Bishop Kearney is a private school located in the town of Irondequoit in Rochester, NY that functions like a public school for a reason that only God knows. The school has some of the weirdest rules and enforcement actions for the softest things, they are worried about all of the wrong problems, and they begged Tom Golisano for money to keep the school open for their whopping 300 enrollments. The dress code apparently “separates” them from other schools and the issues that grabs their attention more than bullying and bad grades are cellphones and the fact that you’re wearing a comfy quarter zip that doesn’t say BK on it. On dress down days you’re not even allowed to wear hoodies because the president of the school thinks they’re “sloppy” but never sees any of the students, and is too busy sheltering himself in his 4x4 office. If you’re late by even 2 minutes after the bell ring and the announcements are over, you are written up and the only excuses they will take are excused absences due to music lessons, doctors/dentist appointments, family emergencies even though nobody schedules a doctors appointment for 7 AM. Their most recent additions to the faculty are the most weirdest teachers you’ll ever meet, whether it’s one teacher being overly scared of COVID-19 or the other treating your entire class like it’s a special education class, you’re guaranteed to hate any of the teachers, education, and the students who are mostly stuck up, dick head hockey players (girls and boys).

Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.

Guy 1: Aquinas is an amazing school. What school did you say you go to again?

Guy 2: I go to Bishop Kearney!

Guy 3: ah hell nah

by glonked August 21, 2022

Kearns

A town in Utah AKA K-Town, a town where Bloods and Crips have peace as long as the drugs keep flowing.

Kearns is da the Shit!!! Damn Car Jacking Druggies!

by Mammon Christ August 19, 2008

KEARNS

IRISH NAME DERIVED FROM O'CAIREN,
NORMALLY A PERSON OF GREAT STRENGTH IN ADVERSITY,ONE WHO EXCELLS IN SPORTS AND IN THE BEDROOM.

HE TOOK IT TO THE NET LIKE A KEARNS, OR ONLY A KEARNS COULD SATISFY ME LIKE THAT.

by Kearnol March 18, 2012