kearns

Verb. to over enthusiastically eat a sausage with no regard for ones own personal safety

yo dude, get out the car, its not safe to drive whilst kearnsing it up

by TheHappySausage October 04, 2013

Kearns

A town in Utah AKA K-Town, a town where Bloods and Crips have peace as long as the drugs keep flowing.

Kearns is da the Shit!!! Damn Car Jacking Druggies!

by Mammon Christ July 23, 2008

KEARNS

IRISH NAME DERIVED FROM O'CAIREN,
NORMALLY A PERSON OF GREAT STRENGTH IN ADVERSITY,ONE WHO EXCELLS IN SPORTS AND IN THE BEDROOM.

HE TOOK IT TO THE NET LIKE A KEARNS, OR ONLY A KEARNS COULD SATISFY ME LIKE THAT.

by Kearnol February 09, 2012

Kearns

1. A small, flacid penis.

2. To mess or fuck around

Dude, you're such a kearns.

by mr kearns September 03, 2006

kearne

cool dud

woah that guy is some kearne

by Kearne November 15, 2017

Rex Kearns

Someone with a foot/tickle fetish

Rex Kearns wants to tickle Christina’s feet

by Bitsy.mai March 01, 2018

miss kearns

i no shes ok rly im only jokin

cnt fink of 1

by lol July 17, 2003