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IRISH NAME DERIVED FROM O'CAIREN,
NORMALLY A PERSON OF GREAT STRENGTH IN ADVERSITY,ONE WHO EXCELLS IN SPORTS AND IN THE BEDROOM.
HE TOOK IT TO THE NET LIKE A KEARNS, OR ONLY A KEARNS COULD SATISFY ME LIKE THAT.
KEARNS by Kearnol March 18, 2012
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Verb. to over enthusiastically eat a sausage with no regard for ones own personal safety
yo dude, get out the car, its not safe to drive whilst kearnsing it up
kearns by TheHappySausage October 4, 2013
1. A small, flacid penis.

2. To mess or fuck around
Dude, you're such a kearns.
Kearns by mr kearns September 17, 2008

Rex Kearns 

Someone with a foot/tickle fetish
Rex Kearns wants to tickle Christina’s feet
Rex Kearns by Bitsy.mai May 8, 2018

miss kearns 

i no shes ok rly im only jokin
miss kearns by lol July 17, 2003

Abby Kearns 

A curly piece of cheese. Like when you peel some of your cheese stick, and it limply falls into a loose curl, that's Abby. She is comparable to the soggy, wet band-aid that just caressed your ankle in the local pool...after all, she is a swimmer.
"Mom, my cheese stick looks weird."
"Oh, that's not a cheese stick, that's Abby Kearns."

"Ew, what just touched my ankle?"
"Oh, it's just Abby Kearns."
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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