kearns

Verb. to over enthusiastically eat a sausage with no regard for ones own personal safety

yo dude, get out the car, its not safe to drive whilst kearnsing it up

by TheHappySausage October 04, 2013

Kearns

A town in Utah AKA K-Town, a town where Bloods and Crips have peace as long as the drugs keep flowing.

Kearns is da the Shit!!! Damn Car Jacking Druggies!

by Mammon Christ August 19, 2008

KEARNS

IRISH NAME DERIVED FROM O'CAIREN,
NORMALLY A PERSON OF GREAT STRENGTH IN ADVERSITY,ONE WHO EXCELLS IN SPORTS AND IN THE BEDROOM.

HE TOOK IT TO THE NET LIKE A KEARNS, OR ONLY A KEARNS COULD SATISFY ME LIKE THAT.

by Kearnol March 18, 2012

Kearns

1. A small, flacid penis.

2. To mess or fuck around

Dude, you're such a kearns.

by mr kearns September 17, 2008

kearne

cool dud

woah that guy is some kearne

by Kearne November 15, 2017

Rex Kearns

Someone with a foot/tickle fetish

Rex Kearns wants to tickle Christina’s feet

by Bitsy.mai May 08, 2018

miss kearns

i no shes ok rly im only jokin

cnt fink of 1

by lol July 17, 2003