kearns

Verb. to over enthusiastically eat a sausage with no regard for ones own personal safety

yo dude, get out the car, its not safe to drive whilst kearnsing it up

by TheHappySausage October 04, 2013

Kearns

A town in Utah AKA K-Town, a town where Bloods and Crips have peace as long as the drugs keep flowing.

by Mammon Christ August 19, 2008

IRISH NAME DERIVED FROM O'CAIREN,
NORMALLY A PERSON OF GREAT STRENGTH IN ADVERSITY,ONE WHO EXCELLS IN SPORTS AND IN THE BEDROOM.

HE TOOK IT TO THE NET LIKE A KEARNS, OR ONLY A KEARNS COULD SATISFY ME LIKE THAT.

by Kearnol March 18, 2012

1. A small, flacid penis.

2. To mess or fuck around

Dude, you're such a kearns.

by mr kearns September 17, 2008

woah that guy is some kearne

by Kearne November 15, 2017

Rex Kearns wants to tickle Christina’s feet

by Bitsy.mai May 08, 2018

i no shes ok rly im only jokin

by lol July 17, 2003