Definitions by TheHappySausage

kearns 

Verb. to over enthusiastically eat a sausage with no regard for ones own personal safety

yo dude, get out the car, its not safe to drive whilst kearnsing it up

kearns by TheHappySausage October 4, 2013

spinning turtle 

An act of sitting crossed legged on a rotating office chair. Spin around in continuous circles until you and your colleagues think you're lightheaded.
If a person frequently indulges in the spinning turtle act - he or she can be labelled as "The Spinning Turtle".

Royster, do the spinning turtle!

He just can get enough of doing the spinning turtle.
The Spinning Turtle is at it again.

spinning turtle by thehappysausage September 12, 2013